Shaving cream

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-10-23 10:03pm

We just had a massive shaving cream war in our dorm hall. A couple girls came upstairs and were spraying it, then everyone started.

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-10-23 10:04pm

Oh, jeez...

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-10-23 10:08pm

There was a lot of shouting, then the RA came out and talked to us. I made myself scarce and let the perpetrators clean up the mess.

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-10-23 10:08pm

Right...as if you weren't involve in *any* way...

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-10-23 10:10pm

I'm just faster than some people were....

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-10-23 10:10pm

Figured...I wish I was *out* of my dorm...I hate living on-campus in general...

EmperorMing · Post by **EmperorMing** » 2002-10-23 10:10pm

What's wrong with a shavng cream war? As long as no one slips and falls...

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-10-23 10:11pm

Oh yeah, one of the guys also grabbed a water bottle and doused one of the girls with it.

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-10-23 10:15pm

Well, THAT was good...was she wearing white?

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-10-23 10:17pm

blue. And she had a bra on.

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-10-23 10:18pm

Damn...they came prepared....

BTW, this is why sometimes people wonder whether I really am gay...

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-10-23 10:19pm

It DID make me hesitate....

Post by **weemadando** » 2002-10-23 10:20pm

Pah, soft.

When you abduct freshers, take them into a hotel/casino complex, take them to the top floor in the lift, strip them naked then leave them there and take their clothes out to a car waiting out front...

That is something that people can whinge about.

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-10-23 10:20pm

heh heh

I'm good, and I know it *beam*

RayCav of ASVS · Post by **RayCav of ASVS** » 2002-10-23 10:21pm

Girls? Shaving cream? Sounds like a potential pussy shaving party to me

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-10-23 10:23pm

RayCav of ASVS wrote:Girls? Shaving cream? Sounds like a potential pussy shaving party to me

Dammit, I KNEW you'd say something like that the moment I saw your name here.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2002-10-23 10:36pm

A couple of us at Ottawa U filled up some large thermos jugs with liquid nitrogen in the physics lab and had some good fun with it. We dumped a couple jugs into the girl's washroom and watched the place fog up good, at which point their towels went bye bye. We used the rest of it to freeze fruits and then we'd throw the fruits at people, and when they dropped it they would shatter and scare the shit out of them. We also made some frozen vodka and rum shooters, damn that stuff is good!

Luke Starkiller · Post by **Luke Starkiller** » 2002-10-23 11:01pm

You go to Ottawa U? I might just have to post the Ottawa U song then

I go to Carleton by the way

Raxmei · Post by **Raxmei** » 2002-10-24 12:17am

Is it true that you can use liquid nitrogen to freeze an entire can of shaving cream so that you can slice it open and leave the insides somewhere to thaw and foam?

Sienthal · Post by **Sienthal** » 2002-10-24 12:18am

weemadando wrote:Pah, soft.

When you abduct freshers, take them into a hotel/casino complex, take them to the top floor in the lift, strip them naked then leave them there and take their clothes out to a car waiting out front...

That is something that people can whinge about.

*Cue the Mission Impossible music*
<Monkey> Come on men! We can make a bungee cord out of the gum on the underside of the stair railings!
Jackson! Schlabinsky! Take the stairs down, and secure a drop point for us! Move it! Move it!

*15 Minutes later, they have jumped the casino roof security and are one by one using the gum-bungee and stolen uniforms to make their escape*
*Meanwhile, in the Caeser Hotel/Casino headquarters*
<Evil, Villainous CEO guy> Hmm...So, how DOES Microsoft achieve the BSOD?
<Ensign #1> Sir! The-
<CEO> NEVER INTERRUPT MY THINKING TIME!
*Trap door opening, screaming, and sound of melting flesh*
Right then...So, what was it?
*Enter Ensign #2*
<Ensign #2> Sir, there are naked college freshmen escaping from the roof of our building! And no, they're NOT the ones you sent for!
<CEO> Damn! Bring them to me! What are you waiting there for? Oh sweet Jesus...
*Sound of metal rushing out, and a sickly crunching noise*
Ahh, that's so much fun.

<Announcer> What will happen NEXT time on College Frat Inductions? Stay tuned for next week's episode, where Schlabinsky encounters the Girls Gone Wild crew!

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2002-10-24 04:45pm

I can't wait until college. Why couldn't I be one of those child prodigies? Well, only a few more years.

Post by **Colonel Olrik** » 2002-10-24 04:52pm

It sucks living twenty minutes away (by car, ten) from the best university in the country.

I never got the chance to do those nice things.

Oh, well. I did others