Paging all letcherous British wretches...$$$ to be made!

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2002-10-24 03:22pm

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=s ... ms_britain

Students to test ride condoms
Thu Oct 24,11:26 AM ET

LONDON (Reuters) - Hard-up students are being recruited to test condoms, rating them for their pleasure, comfort and performance qualities.

The 100-150 successful job applicants will be paid 100 pounds per academic term as they road-test a range of condoms from German manufacturer Condomi.

"The condom testers will be asked to give a pleasure rating. They will not be asked to test quality -- that has already been done," Condomi's marketing manager in Britain Victoria Wells told Reuters on Thursday.

"Test results will be fed back to our research and development department, and we hope that the students who participate will both enjoy the testing and the money, and give us a frank response which we can use for product development," Wells said.

She said adverts had been placed in a number of student publications and will run on several student radio stations from October 25.

Would-be testers will be asked to fill in an application available online at www.condomi.co.uk.

Among the voluntary questions asked of candidates will be: how many partners they have had, how often they have sex and how long its lasts -- with the option to tick various boxes marked from "under one minute" to one marked "1.5-two hours".

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-10-24 03:23pm

Bastards....

Ted · Post by **Ted** » 2002-10-24 03:25pm

Thats hillarious.

Typical German efficiency, eh?

Crazy_Vasey · Post by **Crazy_Vasey** » 2002-10-24 03:25pm

Well this will be pretty overwhelmed with male applicants so I don't think I'll bother.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 2002-10-24 03:29pm

1.5 -2 hours, i'm off the scale. Really i am, i don't get sex with a woman often so i make it last. usually 5 hours. Good things come to he who waits

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-10-24 03:32pm

Muad'Dib wrote:1.5 -2 hours, i'm off the scale. Really i am, i don't get sex with a woman often so i make it last. usually 5 hours. Good things come to he who waits

Better things come to those who don't

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2002-10-24 04:27pm

...I wanna be British.

Post by **NecronLord** » 2002-10-24 04:37pm

Ted · Post by **Ted** » 2002-10-24 05:07pm

Cyril wrote:...I wanna be British.

I'm 9/10ths British.

Shadow WarChief · Post by **Shadow WarChief** » 2002-10-24 07:12pm

Ted wrote:
I'm 9/10ths British.

But you live in Canada...so no cigar....