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Well, if you're going to make a show out of it, you might as well can the horses and just use C5 Corvettes. Of course, then some will complain that it'd be over to quickly. In that case, we'd want a torque monster, something like a pickup truck or a semi.

Or, you could do a World's Strongest Man competition with him. Simply see how long it takes four of those big motherfuckers to pull the guy apart.

Or, we could dress him up in a KKK Grand Dragon's attire and drop him in the middle of Harlem.

There are a lot of creative things to do. Because, let's face it, the death penalty really doesn't do anything. It's not a deterrant. It's just a way to satisfy public bloodlust.
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Durandal wrote:Because, let's face it, the death penalty really doesn't do anything. It's not a deterrant. It's just a way to satisfy public bloodlust.
Sure it does. It ends the life of the criminal -- one less scumbucket to feed and house or over whom to worry...
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IG-88E wrote:
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jegs2 wrote: ....with "DEATH TO AMERICA!" and "I HATE NYC!" tattooed to his torso and back...
You know... that's just really cruel.

But, some people deserve it.
I've got a cousin living in DC FYI, and I've been driving myself nuts worrying about him. This SOB sniper deserves everything we throw at him.
Dropping as well. The finnal death should be via helocopter and ocean.
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I'm listening to a local DC radio station. They are interviewing a PI with ties into the local police depts. Here is what he just said; (info attributed to state and federal cops):

-The rifle IS a semi-auto AR type .

-The two men shot as a team-one shooter, one driver.

-The shooter fired directly FROM INSIDE THE CAR in most of the shootings. They fired from outside of the car only in a couple of the cases. That's why shell casings were found only at a couple of the crime scenes.

-The big Chevy was modified to provide a shooting blind. The rear seat of the car was removed to permit the shooter to lie prone, facing the rear of the car. They cut a hole in the rear of the trunk, through which to aim the rifle. Immediately upon firing, the driver would simply drive away. THIS would help explain how they escaped so easily.

-There NEVER was any white van, white truck or any other vehicle.

-The shooters were stopped by authorities on at least one and possibly two separate occasions and were allowed to pass. The PI said his sources said they were concentrating on locating one or more white males. A black man and his kid didn't fit their preconceived profile.

-The shooters were taunting the police in at least one of their notes, saying that they had in fact had them in their grasp and let them go.
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Stormbringer wrote:
Knife wrote:If your going to do it for the public enjoyment, might as well get a good show out of it. Don't ya think?
For that I still think the Romans did it best. Gladiatorial fights to death!
Gladitorial fightsm were rarely to the death.
It was way to expensive to maintain and train gladiators for them to be killed.

It was only christians that were regularly killed.
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Ted wrote:
Stormbringer wrote:
Knife wrote:If your going to do it for the public enjoyment, might as well get a good show out of it. Don't ya think?
For that I still think the Romans did it best. Gladiatorial fights to death!
Gladitorial fightsm were rarely to the death.
It was way to expensive to maintain and train gladiators for them to be killed.

It was only christians that were regularly killed.
Christians, convicts, undesireable ect... but your right, the highly trainned Gladiators and appearently Gladiatrix's rarely fought to the death.
They say, "the tree of liberty must be watered with the blood of tyrants and patriots." I suppose it never occurred to them that they are the tyrants, not the patriots. Those weapons are not being used to fight some kind of tyranny; they are bringing them to an event where people are getting together to talk. -Mike Wong

But as far as board culture in general, I do think that young male overaggression is a contributing factor to the general atmosphere of hostility. It's not SOS and the Mess throwing hand grenades all over the forum- Red
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Sea Skimmer wrote:Dropping as well. The finnal death should be via helocopter and ocean.
No. It should be via helicopter and a rusty metal fence.
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Knife wrote:
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Stormbringer wrote: For that I still think the Romans did it best. Gladiatorial fights to death!
Gladitorial fightsm were rarely to the death.
It was way to expensive to maintain and train gladiators for them to be killed.

It was only christians that were regularly killed.
Christians, convicts, undesireable ect... but your right, the highly trainned Gladiators and appearently Gladiatrix's rarely fought to the death.
Undesireables were basically called christians.


PS m Haave you seen the show on Gladiatrix from History television? The Canadian version?
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Ted wrote:
Knife wrote:
Ted wrote: Gladitorial fightsm were rarely to the death.
It was way to expensive to maintain and train gladiators for them to be killed.

It was only christians that were regularly killed.
Christians, convicts, undesireable ect... but your right, the highly trainned Gladiators and appearently Gladiatrix's rarely fought to the death.
Undesireables were basically called christians.


PS m Haave you seen the show on Gladiatrix from History television? The Canadian version?
I suppose so if the Canadian version was the one they showed in the US.

And I would like to dispute the "Undesireables were basically called christians." Undoubtedly some were not christians but were killed as christians, but there is no need to lower a perfectly normal criminal to the level of a christian. :wink:
They say, "the tree of liberty must be watered with the blood of tyrants and patriots." I suppose it never occurred to them that they are the tyrants, not the patriots. Those weapons are not being used to fight some kind of tyranny; they are bringing them to an event where people are getting together to talk. -Mike Wong

But as far as board culture in general, I do think that young male overaggression is a contributing factor to the general atmosphere of hostility. It's not SOS and the Mess throwing hand grenades all over the forum- Red
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Knife wrote:
Ted wrote:
Knife wrote: Christians, convicts, undesireable ect... but your right, the highly trainned Gladiators and appearently Gladiatrix's rarely fought to the death.
Undesireables were basically called christians.


PS m Haave you seen the show on Gladiatrix from History television? The Canadian version?
I suppose so if the Canadian version was the one they showed in the US.

And I would like to dispute the "Undesireables were basically called christians." Undoubtedly some were not christians but were killed as christians, but there is no need to lower a perfectly normal criminal to the level of a christian. :wink:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Very true, I apologize to all those criminals, especiually MKSheppard, for being classified as chrstians.

Have you seen the Rowan Atkinson Hell skit?
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Nope. Rowan Atkinson? Please excuse my ignorance but isn't that THE Mr. Bean?
They say, "the tree of liberty must be watered with the blood of tyrants and patriots." I suppose it never occurred to them that they are the tyrants, not the patriots. Those weapons are not being used to fight some kind of tyranny; they are bringing them to an event where people are getting together to talk. -Mike Wong

But as far as board culture in general, I do think that young male overaggression is a contributing factor to the general atmosphere of hostility. It's not SOS and the Mess throwing hand grenades all over the forum- Red
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Knife wrote:Nope. Rowan Atkinson? Please excuse my ignorance but isn't that THE Mr. Bean?
Yeah, in it he groups off people who fgo to hell, like Germans Frenchmen, accountants, then he delegates the care of them to his pal Hitler.
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Speaking of criminals and getting back to the subject(sort of). Send the bastards to Utah, we still have the Death Penalty and on of the methods is still the firing squad.
They say, "the tree of liberty must be watered with the blood of tyrants and patriots." I suppose it never occurred to them that they are the tyrants, not the patriots. Those weapons are not being used to fight some kind of tyranny; they are bringing them to an event where people are getting together to talk. -Mike Wong

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Knife wrote:Speaking of criminals and getting back to the subject(sort of). Send the bastards to Utah, we still have the Death Penalty and on of the methods is still the firing squad.
LOL
You could always send them to Russia, they probably still have Gulags hanging around somewhere.
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Knife wrote:Speaking of criminals and getting back to the subject(sort of). Send the bastards to Utah, we still have the Death Penalty and on of the methods is still the firing squad.
Could force them to marry ten ugly and mean-spirited wives and lock them all in a small house...
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jegs2 wrote:
Knife wrote:Speaking of criminals and getting back to the subject(sort of). Send the bastards to Utah, we still have the Death Penalty and on of the methods is still the firing squad.
Could force them to marry ten ugly and mean-spirited wives and lock them all in a small house...
Thats not the death penelty, that life without parol.
They say, "the tree of liberty must be watered with the blood of tyrants and patriots." I suppose it never occurred to them that they are the tyrants, not the patriots. Those weapons are not being used to fight some kind of tyranny; they are bringing them to an event where people are getting together to talk. -Mike Wong

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Knife wrote:
jegs2 wrote:
Knife wrote:Speaking of criminals and getting back to the subject(sort of). Send the bastards to Utah, we still have the Death Penalty and on of the methods is still the firing squad.
Could force them to marry ten ugly and mean-spirited wives and lock them all in a small house...
Thats not the death penelty, that life without parol.
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Muslims... :roll:

The Religion of Peace strikes again.
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Acclamator wrote:Muslims... :roll:

The Religion of Peace strikes again.
I don't know about Malvo's religion, but it is being reported that Muhammad converted to Islam 17 years ago, even before he fought in the Gulf War, and only changed his name to Muhammad about last year, after 9/11, and that he expressed sympathy and support with the hijackers to some of his friends.

It appears that it may be religiously motivated from the same motivations as OBL, though a direct terrorist connection for Muhammad is not clear. It's almost more sinister if there isn't one, the idea of some average Muslim convert simply deciding to up and kill Americans after 9/11.

Interestingly, though, several months ago there was a report from a British online news service that there was a terrorist training camp in Alabama owned by British Muslims, and used for firearms and explosives training, including training in how to attack school buses and police vehicles, etc. I, nor anyone else, didn't give it much credence at the time.. I'm trying to dig it up right now, and see if it specifically mentioned the Ground Zero camp.
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I would just like too add one of the Suspects are native of Baton Rogue, Louisiana the State Capitol. Wohoo, Louisiana kicks DC's ass!

Or as Shep would say it: "We's kicked the Yankess in the nuts swift & hard." Isn't that harsh Shep? :P
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The Duchess of Zeon wrote: It appears that it may be religiously motivated from the same motivations as OBL, though a direct terrorist connection for Muhammad is not clear. It's almost more sinister if there isn't one, the idea of some average Muslim convert simply deciding to up and kill Americans after 9/11.
The sniper incidents look far more like a lone nutcase rather than organized Muslim terrorism. Organized Muslim terrorists prefer to go for killing dozens at once rather than messing around with one-offs.

There's not all that much surprising about an 'average' Muslim leaping up and deciding to kill people in sympathy with al Qaida. The average Muslim has all the brains of a slug and will do whatever Allah (through his representatives on Earth in the form of bin Laden and company) commands.

What is a surprise is that Asscroft, with his rather relaxed views on the importance of human rights, hasn't yet decided to take out the trash and remove the <10 million Islamist terrorists...er...ordinary Muslims from the United States. It's high time people in official circles brought up the concept of mass internment or mass deportation: ordinary Muslims are rapidly proving themselves to be too dangerous to leave unsupervised.
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Captain Lennox wrote:I would just like too add one of the Suspects are native of Baton Rogue, Louisiana the State Capitol. Wohoo, Louisiana kicks DC's ass!

Or as Shep would say it: "We's kicked the Yankess in the nuts swift & hard." Isn't that harsh Shep? :P
That ain't fuckin funny, you little bastard.
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Enlightenment wrote: The sniper incidents look far more like a lone nutcase rather than organized Muslim terrorism. Organized Muslim terrorists prefer to go for killing dozens at once rather than messing around with one-offs.
That's not true. Look at the Palestinian-Israeli conflict, where shootings like this do occur, though usually by different gunmen each time. There are also cases of lone murders in, for example, Kuwait, where a single American soldier was killed and one wounded by two Al-Qaeda gunmen, and another such attack foiled by the US troops afterwards.

Apparently there may be a connection between John Mohammad and the Ground Zero camp to which I posted the link on - He may indeed have ties to Islamic terror.
There's not all that much surprising about an 'average' Muslim leaping up and deciding to kill people in sympathy with al Qaida. The average Muslim has all the brains of a slug and will do whatever Allah (through his representatives on Earth in the form of bin Laden and company) commands.
I think you're being rather judgemental. Though the situation is rather severe, quick action can save it, and furthermore there are indeed secular Muslims in the world. Not to mention that at one time Muslim culture was the most advanced in the world; it's just that their culture is a static one, nothing particular about their minds, rather mindset.
What is a surprise is that Asscroft, with his rather relaxed views on the importance of human rights, hasn't yet decided to take out the trash and remove the <10 million Islamist terrorists...er...ordinary Muslims from the United States. It's high time people in official circles brought up the concept of mass internment or mass deportation: ordinary Muslims are rapidly proving themselves to be too dangerous to leave unsupervised.
Perhaps the fact that they haven't will make you rethink your views on the current administration?
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IG-88E wrote:
Captain Lennox wrote:I would just like too add one of the Suspects are native of Baton Rogue, Louisiana the State Capitol. Wohoo, Louisiana kicks DC's ass!

Or as Shep would say it: "We's kicked the Yankess in the nuts swift & hard." Isn't that harsh Shep? :P
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