I am employed.

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2004-06-05 05:43pm

Today I was hired at Last Chance Forever, the Bird of Prey Conservancy. I've been voluneteering there for four years and now I'm gonna get paid for it. I get wensdays and saturdays off.

aten_vs_ra · Post by **aten_vs_ra** » 2004-06-05 05:49pm

On Wednesday it will be my privilage to dress up in a mouse costume at the local Chuck E Cheeses and get tackled by 3 year olds. You job sounds much more desirable.

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2004-06-05 05:51pm

aten_vs_ra wrote:On Wednesday it will be my privilage to dress up in a mouse costume at the local Chuck E Cheeses and get tackled by 3 year olds. You job sounds much more desirable.

Mouse costume or not, you wouldn't want to be tackled by the 20 pound andean condor there.

aten_vs_ra · Post by **aten_vs_ra** » 2004-06-05 05:55pm

Anarchist Bunny wrote: Mouse costume or not, you wouldn't want to be tackled by the 20 pound andean condor there.

What's the most dangerous bird that you work with? What birds period?

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2004-06-05 07:56pm

aten_vs_ra wrote:
Anarchist Bunny wrote: Mouse costume or not, you wouldn't want to be tackled by the 20 pound andean condor there.
What's the most dangerous bird that you work with? What birds period?

Well, Chuck the Andean Condor probably could do the most damage, but I'm more likely to be hurt by a Red-Shouldered Hawk in the hosiptal. But in the four years I've worked there the worst I got was a little pucture from Lucy the Macaw.

Off the top of my head we have Barred, Barn, Great-Horned, Eurasian Eagle, Pygmy, Screech, and Spectacled Owls, Red Tailed, White Tailed, Harris, and Red Shouldered Hawks, Lanner, Sakar, and Pairie Falcons, Bald, Golden, and Imperial Eagle, Kara Kara, Kestrial, Andean Condor, Crow, Macaw, and Sierima.

I think thats it.

Mayabird · Post by **Mayabird** » 2004-06-06 12:23am

Awesome job with the birds there. I like birds a lot (not that anybody would have guessed

) and I wouldn't mind volunteering at your place, if it wasn't for the distance problem.

Sounds much more fulfilling than standing at a cash register and ringing up panties all day.

Uraniun235 · Post by **Uraniun235** » 2004-06-06 02:39am

Mayabird wrote:Sounds much more fulfilling than standing at a cash register and ringing up panties all day.

Spanky would kill to have your job.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2004-06-06 03:33am

that does it we have to get spanky a job at wet seal or victoria's secret....

TrailerParkJawa · Post by **TrailerParkJawa** » 2004-06-07 02:05am

Congrats man! I hope you like your job, sounds like you do.

Comosicus · Post by **Comosicus** » 2004-06-07 05:58am

How does a rodent go along with so many birds of prey?

Anyway, congratulations.

KhyronTheBackstabber · Post by **KhyronTheBackstabber** » 2004-06-07 06:30am

The Yosemite Bear wrote:that does it we have to get spanky a job at wet seal or victoria's secret....

The inventory will disappear.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2004-06-08 12:32pm

Except that would be actually stealing panties, while I only limit myself to taking ones that people forget and leave in the laundry room. Jesus, I might have a fetish, but I'm not depraved to such a degree that I'd shoplift, especially at a store that I worked at.

Besides, It'd be just too weird to work at someplace like that. I don't even think that VC even hires men.