KITT is irresponsible, lets Michael Knight DUI

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KITT is irresponsible, lets Michael Knight DUI

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Man for not looking out for its human master someone ought to run KITT over with that fortified semi trailer!

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Hasselhoff arrested
June 8, 2004 - 11:24AM

Actor David Hasselhoff, who played the bare-chested chief lifeguard on the international hit TV series Baywatch, was arrested over the weekend on charges of driving under the influence of alcohol, police officials said on Monday.

A Los Angeles Police Department spokeswoman said Hasselhoff was arrested late on Saturday evening on a DUI charge in the Encino area. She did not have any details on the circumstances of the arrest.

Hasselhoff entered an alcohol rehabilitation program in the summer of 2002 and admitted in subsequent interviews that he had hit "rock bottom."

A spokeswoman for the 51-year-old actor was not immediately available to comment on his arrest.

Baywatch debuted on in 1989 and was cancelled after one season. But Hasselhoff and his partners acquired rights to the show and brought it back as a syndicated series in 1991 based on its popularity overseas. The show went off the air in 2001.

The show also made household names of actresses like Pamela Anderson, Carmen Electra and Yasmine Bleeth.

Hasselhoff won early fame starring in the 1980s talking car TV series Knight Rider and has also enjoyed success as a singer, especially in Germany. He appears in the film comedy Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story due for a US release later this month.
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i hate drunk drivers.

on a side note, do Germans still have that mildly disturbing infatuation with David Hasselhoff?
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Col. Crackpot wrote:i hate drunk drivers.

on a side note, do Germans still have that mildly disturbing infatuation with David Hasselhoff?
I don't know....but there was a "top 100 worst songs ever" countdown on one of our music channels one day and I'm pretty sure I flicked through David prancing around with his shirt half buttoned. He could even have been wearing skin tight black leather pants...christ what's the matter with Germany?!
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The theory that Germans love David Hasselhoff has been expounded already by the renowned sociologist Dr Norm MacDonald. And I also put it forward.
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I bet it was really Garth Knight, his evil twin.
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Admiral Valdemar wrote:I bet it was really Garth Knight, his evil twin.
Either that, or KITT was carnapped and replaced with KARR, who served up Texas Teas when Michael Knight wanted a tall glass of Lipton. :lol:
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the german obsession with David Hasselhof is proof that a third strange german regime willtry to dominate europe again.
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