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The Aliens wrote:Aie! Horreur! Castrate Straha the Censored!
Bwahahahah! AND SO IT BEGINS!!! :twisted:

I feelz so spe-cial now. :D
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Straha wrote:
Colonel Olrik wrote:
Straha The Stoner wrote: oi he must be a BIGspammer/troublemaker to warrant the shocked reactions of other posters.
Nah, more like a little bug that I keep squashing for sport and somehow manages to still be alive. :P

BECAUSE THAT'S MY GOD DAMNED TOE YOU MORON!


That being said, welcome. Er... Kinda awkward really... Are we long lost familly or something?

Do you like Spam?

er...

::shrugs::
no I'm not a spammer at all. I find spam annoying so if you're seeking help in your twisted spamming plans leave me out. So please stay away from my testicles with those scissors!
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Straha The Stoner wrote:
Straha wrote:
Colonel Olrik wrote: Nah, more like a little bug that I keep squashing for sport and somehow manages to still be alive. :P

BECAUSE THAT'S MY GOD DAMNED TOE YOU MORON!


That being said, welcome. Er... Kinda awkward really... Are we long lost familly or something?

Do you like Spam?

er...

::shrugs::
no I'm not a spammer at all. I find spam annoying so if you're seeking help in your twisted spamming plans leave me out. So please stay away from my testicles with those scissors!
Pansy. It would'nt even hurt. OK, here's an idea. I cut one off and then if it hurts I'll knock you out for the second one.
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Straha The Stoner wrote:
Straha wrote: That being said, welcome. Er... Kinda awkward really... Are we long lost familly or something?

Do you like Spam?

er...

::shrugs::
no I'm not a spammer at all. I find spam annoying so if you're seeking help in your twisted spamming plans leave me out. So please stay away from my testicles with those scissors!
Um... I really don't need the help, done a marvelous job by myself so far. And, in case you didn't notice, I don't want to castrate you (though the potential for loop-holes is nice.) That being said, wearing running shoes when you browse the board is a good thing, and a groin cup is mandatory.


I have a funny feeling my name is going to be changed to "Straha the Spammer" now.
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Post by Straha The Stoner »

darthdavid wrote:
Straha The Stoner wrote:
Straha wrote:
BECAUSE THAT'S MY GOD DAMNED TOE YOU MORON!


That being said, welcome. Er... Kinda awkward really... Are we long lost familly or something?

Do you like Spam?

er...

::shrugs::
no I'm not a spammer at all. I find spam annoying so if you're seeking help in your twisted spamming plans leave me out. So please stay away from my testicles with those scissors!
Pansy. It would'nt even hurt. OK, here's an idea. I cut one off and then if it hurts I'll knock you out for the second one.
*pulls out rocket launcher* I suggest you back away and go after the real Straha who posted a few psots back and leave me alone.
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Ok... no more letting Kuja convince me that "One more beer is good for you..." Now I'm seeing two Straha's.

I need to sit down.






P.S.: Welcome new Straha, as you claim to have no spamming tendancies you MIGHT live for about a week until someone turns you into a pretty fireworks display. Have fun until that happens.

P.P.S.: Don't ask why I use italics in all my posts, it's just something I do... No one knows why.
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Straha The Stoner wrote:
Straha wrote:
Colonel Olrik wrote: Nah, more like a little bug that I keep squashing for sport and somehow manages to still be alive. :P

BECAUSE THAT'S MY GOD DAMNED TOE YOU MORON!


That being said, welcome. Er... Kinda awkward really... Are we long lost familly or something?

Do you like Spam?

er...

::shrugs::
no I'm not a spammer at all. I find spam annoying so if you're seeking help in your twisted spamming plans leave me out. So please stay away from my testicles with those scissors!
You realise you've just created one of the largest spam topics I've seen in months, corect? *pulls out scissors*
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Post by Straha The Stoner »

Captain_Cyran wrote:Ok... no more letting Kuja convince me that "One more beer is good for you..." Now I'm seeing two Straha's.

I need to sit down.






P.S.: Welcome new Straha, as you claim to have no spamming tendancies you MIGHT live for about a week until someone turns you into a pretty fireworks display. Have fun until that happens.

P.P.S.: Don't ask why I use italics in all my posts, it's just something I do... No one knows why.
anyone tries to flame me into oblivion needs to realize that i can and will fight back. I might not be a spammer but I used to be a grandmaster at forum trolling and lfaming so I'm not the kind of person you weant to was you said "turn into a pretty fireworks display"
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Straha The Stoner wrote: *pulls out rocket launcher* I suggest you back away and go after the real Straha who posted a few psots back and leave me alone.
*Looks at the rocket launcher* Oooo, he's playing Arms Race everybody!! You know what this means!

Eh hem...

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Post by Straha The Stoner »

The Aliens wrote:
Straha The Stoner wrote:
Straha wrote:
BECAUSE THAT'S MY GOD DAMNED TOE YOU MORON!


That being said, welcome. Er... Kinda awkward really... Are we long lost familly or something?

Do you like Spam?

er...

::shrugs::
no I'm not a spammer at all. I find spam annoying so if you're seeking help in your twisted spamming plans leave me out. So please stay away from my testicles with those scissors!
You realise you've just created one of the largest spam topics I've seen in months, corect? *pulls out scissors*
technically it was the moderator who split the thread off that made one of the largest spam topics not me.
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Straha The Stoner wrote: *pulls out rocket launcher* I suggest you back away and go after the real Straha who posted a few psots back and leave me alone.
*calls in strike from surplus PIPs (Penguin Ion Platforms) located in Low Earth Orbit causing vaporization of Straha The Stoner*
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Post by Straha The Stoner »

Fool... you have struck me down now I have returned more powerful than you imagine *shoots down the PIPs with tesla cannons*
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Spamfest need lockage :wink:
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yeah I agree someone get a moderator over here to lockdown the thread...
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Montcalm wrote:Spamfest need lockage :wink:
I was kinda hoping it would last until tommorrow... but nope, no way in hell is it gonna make it... Good bye cruel thread, I knew thee well.
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Captain_Cyran wrote:
Montcalm wrote:Spamfest need lockage :wink:
I was kinda hoping it would last until tommorrow... but nope, no way in hell is it gonna make it... Good bye cruel thread, I knew thee well.
but hey it was a good start for me right? 8) :wink:
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Straha The Stoner wrote:Fool... you have struck me down now I have returned more powerful than you imagine *shoots down the PIPs with tesla cannons*
*uses Wand of Ubersmite +999999999999999999999999. . . boosted by Ring of Wankdom +999999999999999999999999. . . to finish what DD started*

*Preps the STGOD universe-shields just in case*

up+up+down+down+left+right+left+right+B+A+Start

down+down/front+front+P

*opens game console*
god
fly
ghost
loaded
give instagibrifle
give warheadlauncher
allammo
*locks game console from all other players*
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Straha The Stoner wrote:
Captain_Cyran wrote:
Montcalm wrote:Spamfest need lockage :wink:
I was kinda hoping it would last until tommorrow... but nope, no way in hell is it gonna make it... Good bye cruel thread, I knew thee well.
but hey it was a good start for me right? 8) :wink:
Yes it was a good start......"Preparing the Mini-Guillotine for castration" :wink: :wink:
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*runs screaming from thread* Wow I heard you give newbs hazing but this is.... jsut fuckin nuts
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Ah Spam...and Olrik with time off.

Time for locky :D
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