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I have to tell you something everything I wrote above is a lie.
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I get a blank page :?
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Hey wait I've got a funny one too! What do you get when you click the link you posted? This! Har har haaaaaaar!
The requested URL could not be retrieved

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The following error was encountered:

Unable to determine IP address from host name for www.funnyjunk.com
The dnsserver returned:

Name Error: The domain name does not exist.
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Check if the address is correct.
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Strange it works on my computer. I will quote it then
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?''

When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep.

A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep.

Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!''

The Teacher fainted.
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Post by SyntaxVorlon »

Heh, quite funny.
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Post by Stofsk »

Cute. :D

And incidentally the site works for me. Eh.
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LMAO!!!
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Post by Comosicus »

A good one :mrgreen: :D
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I think that joke's older than I am.
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Post by Straha The Stoner »

it might be an old joke but its still funny
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Post by The Aliens »

Heard various permutations on that one, but still quite funny.
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Post by IndustrialNoise »

hehe, I heard that one a while ago, only with a husband who couldn't stay awake during a priest's sermons. funny stuff.
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Haha!
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Post by Soontir C'boath »

:lol: :lol:

It must continuesly spread for the generations to come!
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