Do you know how to use chopsticks?
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I'm pretty good with the things, I think. I can't do the "pull meat off of chicken bones" stunt yet, but can use them when eating for nearly everything else. My form's lousy with chopsticks with sharply tapered ends, though (like the types that some Chinese markets sell).
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I can eat with them. That's about as far as my talent extends with them. If I knew how to so people's hair, they would go there, too.
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I'm Asian. I can eat rice with chopsticks. I can kill someone with chopsticks if I have to.
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Re: Do you know how to use chopsticks?
Yes, but I discovered the fork long ago and haven't look back since.Durandal wrote:I'm bored and at work, so I'm posting this.
I can use chopsticks pretty well. I've gotten to the point where I can eat rice with them.
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I can use them moderately well for a gwailo. I can pick up gailan and peanuts and other hard to handle stuff. Never tried to pull meat off bone. I might be able to manage but Im not sure.
I have not gotten down the rice scoop, to get the last rice from the bowl. You Asians know what Im talking about. Shovel....Shovel...Shovel....slurp.
I have not gotten down the rice scoop, to get the last rice from the bowl. You Asians know what Im talking about. Shovel....Shovel...Shovel....slurp.
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I'm pretty good with the things...took me three years but I finally got the damn thing to work. Now can eat most things, like rice..and orange chicken (Yum). However, pull the meat off a chicken bone....not gonna happen ANY time soon.
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Now....I am scared...Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:I'm Asian. I can eat rice with chopsticks. I can kill someone with chopsticks if I have to.
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ROFL LMAOMKSheppard wrote:I just use them to stab people in the eye with...
Ok ok....I'm asian so yea I could use the chopsticks...but i'm only good at taking the fish meat out..the others like chicken meat and all are a pain in the butt.
Oh and for you chopstick holders....does your pinky go under your ringfinger when you hold them?
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What him being Asian? J/K.Captain_Cyran wrote:Now....I am scared...Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:I'm Asian. I can eat rice with chopsticks. I can kill someone with chopsticks if I have to.
Heck, it's not that hard to kill somebody with chopsticks. Jab it really hard into an eye socket. Up the nose. Into the ear. Why in my day we didn't even have chopsticks. We had... uh never mind.
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Do we get to keep our hands on the bone while we're pulling off the meat? lolXaLEv wrote:Is pulling meat off bones really that hard?
Cause right now i'm thinking we're talking about just taking the chopsticks and just ripping it the meat off lmao.
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