OK, guys. How long do YOU wait to call a girl?

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How long do you usually wait to call a girl?

Right away! You're wasting valuable fucking time!
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20%
Wait a day. Make her want you.
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55%
Wait two days. You're a pimp, and she'd better realize it.
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25%
Wait three days. You've got shit to do.
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Wait more than three days. She'll be salivating over her drunken hallucinations of you by then.
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Total votes: 20

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Post by Darth Wong »

Shinova wrote:*Admits to the world that he is a prude. Once actually flinched and drew back when a girl tried to hug him*

Whoops...did I say that??

*Whips out MIB neuralyzer*

*ZAP*
Better zap yourself twice just for good measure. Maybe it will relax your prudishness.
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Post by ElBlanco »

Hey I did the same thing, THEN I TURNED 9 !
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Post by Shinova »

*ZAPZAP*

Hmm...nothing....


Oh well. Anyway, like how Blanco said, I could just sit somewhere else if someone was jerking off in a bus. Or report it. Maybe.

Well, anyway, back to the topic.
What's her bust size!?

It's over NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAND!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Shinova »

ElBlanco wrote:Hey I did the same thing, THEN I TURNED 9 !
What same thing?
What's her bust size!?

It's over NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAND!!!!!!!!!
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Draw back when a girl tried to hug me.
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Post by Shinova »

ElBlanco wrote:Draw back when a girl tried to hug me.
Oh. At age 8 or something, I see.
What's her bust size!?

It's over NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAND!!!!!!!!!
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Post by neoolong »

ElBlanco wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:Time to masturbate.
When isn't it?
When it's time to have sex of course. :D
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Post by Durandal »

Then perhaps he should have said, "Time for an orgasm"? :)
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