Car doors hurt...

[Solid Snake]

On thursday night, it was dark and raining. I had to pick up a pizza. So, i pick up the pizza, put it in the car, realize i forgot the bottle of soda that comes with it. So, i get out of the car, slip on the parking lot, and the sharp corner of the car door goes through my lip. I wanted to go back into the store while i was bleeding like a stuck pig for the pop that i forgot, just for the hilarity factor, but i was bleeding a lot, and decided i might need the ER. Eight stitches later, i realize that i saw "The Ring" exactly 7 days before this happened, around the same time i saw the movie, and the pizza substituted the ring. lmao. Creepy, eh?

[haas mark]

On thursday night, it was dark and raining. I had to pick up a pizza. So, i pick up the pizza, put it in the car, realize i forgot the bottle of soda that comes with it. So, i get out of the car, slip on the parking lot, and the sharp corner of the car door goes through my lip. I wanted to go back into the store while i was bleeding like a stuck pig for the pop that i forgot, just for the hilarity factor, but i was bleeding a lot, and decided i might need the ER. Eight stitches later, i realize that i saw "The Ring" exactly 7 days before this happened, around the same time i saw the movie, and the pizza substituted the ring. lmao. Creepy, eh?

LMAO!!! Okay, you're just a paranoid psycho. But yeah, car doors hurt.

[Kuja]

Did this happen or not?

[Frank Hipper]

Oh no! What happens when it comes out and you can REALLY watch "the tape"?

[Sea Skimmer]

On thursday night, it was dark and raining. I had to pick up a pizza. So, i pick up the pizza, put it in the car, realize i forgot the bottle of soda that comes with it. So, i get out of the car, slip on the parking lot, and the sharp corner of the car door goes through my lip. I wanted to go back into the store while i was bleeding like a stuck pig for the pop that i forgot, just for the hilarity factor, but i was bleeding a lot, and decided i might need the ER. Eight stitches later, i realize that i saw "The Ring" exactly 7 days before this happened, around the same time i saw the movie, and the pizza substituted the ring. lmao. Creepy, eh?

[jegs2]

On thursday night, it was dark and raining. I had to pick up a pizza. So, i pick up the pizza, put it in the car, realize i forgot the bottle of soda that comes with it. So, i get out of the car, slip on the parking lot, and the sharp corner of the car door goes through my lip. I wanted to go back into the store while i was bleeding like a stuck pig for the pop that i forgot, just for the hilarity factor, but i was bleeding a lot, and decided i might need the ER. Eight stitches later, i realize that i saw "The Ring" exactly 7 days before this happened, around the same time i saw the movie, and the pizza substituted the ring. lmao. Creepy, eh?

That is officially a "first" for me. Have never heard of anyone doing that before...

[Howedar]

Sucks to be you.

[Solid Snake]

Did this happen or not?

yes.

[Solid Snake]

Sucks to be you.

Not really. I used it as an excuse to not work the night HP came out. (I work at a theater.) If i had to see that crowd friday night, i highly doubt i'd be sane right now.

[Solid Snake]

LMAO!!! Okay, you're just a paranoid psycho. But yeah, car doors hurt.

Thanks, Verilon.
Paranoid Psycho. Another custom title, perhaps? lol

[Crown]

Question: Is the American version of the Ring as good as the original Japenese version?

P.S. Ouch, hope the stitches don't irratate you too much.

[Colonel Olrik]

eight stitches in the lip..

Damn.


I've been stitched six times, but never in the lip. It must hurt.

I hope you're OK, now.

Next time, try to earn them by falling from a bike at 50 Km/h. It's more.. glorious.

[Slartibartfast]

Hm a friend of mine during elementary school had to have stitches in his tongue, when I did the "did you know that retards can reach their chins with their tongue" joke. I think I applied too much force.

[Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi]

You've been through a lot of misadventures, like that time you got caught on rusted barbed wire. What's next?

[weemadando]

:shock: eight stitches in the lip..

Damn.


I've been stitched six times, but never in the lip. It must hurt.

I hope you're OK, now.

Next time, try to earn them by falling from a bike at 50 Km/h. It's more.. glorious. :?

Nice one. When I was heavily into mountain biking I had this hideous problem. I only ever crashed badly when I was on a straight, level piece of paved road. I could happily do mountain descents all day, maybe take a minor tumble. But while riding home on a lovely pice of flat asphalt I'd have something go heinously wrong and I'd be fucked up beyond recognition. All fun.