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A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her an examination to determine the cause of her daughter's swollen abdomen. It only took the doctor about 2 seconds to say, "Your daughter is pregnant." The mother turned red with fury and she argued with the doctor that her daughter was a good girl and would never compromise her reputation by having sex with a boy. The doctor faced the window and silently watched the horizon.

The mother became enraged and screamed, "Quit looking out the window! Aren't you paying attention to me?" "Yes, of course I am paying attention, ma'am. It's just that the last time this happened, a star appeared in the East, and three wise men came. And I was hoping that they would show up again."
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In a similar vein...

The Pope dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter looks through his registry. "Nope, you're not here, you'll have to go to Hell."

The Pope is shocked. He demands to speak with God. St. Peter calls God up and asks "Yo, God, have you heard of this guy called the Pope?"

"Nope."

THe Pope is taken aback. "What? Put me through to Jesus."

So St. peter calls up Jesus and the answer is the same. "Nope, never heard of him."

By now the Pope is really worried. He thinks, my last chance is the Holy Spirit, and he tells St. Peter. So once again, St. Peter calls up the Holy Spirit.

" Hey, Holy Spirit dude, have you heard about this guy called the Pope?"

"Damn straight I have, he's the one who told everyone I got Mary pregnant. Send him to Hell!"
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Imagine how Joseph felt when he met Mary's family:

"Look would you just listen to me! IT WASN'T ME DAMNIT!"
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EmperorMing wrote:A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her an examination to determine the cause of her daughter's swollen abdomen. It only took the doctor about 2 seconds to say, "Your daughter is pregnant." The mother turned red with fury and she argued with the doctor that her daughter was a good girl and would never compromise her reputation by having sex with a boy. The doctor faced the window and silently watched the horizon.

The mother became enraged and screamed, "Quit looking out the window! Aren't you paying attention to me?" "Yes, of course I am paying attention, ma'am. It's just that the last time this happened, a star appeared in the East, and three wise men came. And I was hoping that they would show up again."
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This is fun.
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Lord Sauron-Tyranus-Vader wrote:
EmperorMing wrote:A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her an examination to determine the cause of her daughter's swollen abdomen. It only took the doctor about 2 seconds to say, "Your daughter is pregnant." The mother turned red with fury and she argued with the doctor that her daughter was a good girl and would never compromise her reputation by having sex with a boy. The doctor faced the window and silently watched the horizon.

The mother became enraged and screamed, "Quit looking out the window! Aren't you paying attention to me?" "Yes, of course I am paying attention, ma'am. It's just that the last time this happened, a star appeared in the East, and three wise men came. And I was hoping that they would show up again."
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