Subpar Sequels 2: What You hated about Halloween 3

THEHOOLIGANJEDI · Post by **THEHOOLIGANJEDI** » 2002-12-02 06:31pm

There's nothin to love about this movie. I watched 2 months ago, I heard bad things about it, but I decide to evaluate bad movie for myself every now and then and sometimes end up enjoying some of them. As for Halloween 3, WHY DIDN'T ANYBODY WARN ME!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

I LOST IQ POINTs AFTER SEEING THAT "MOVIE"!!!!!

What I hated:
-The Plot was very poorly explained
-You don't give a shit about the characters
-That fuckin' commercial song!
-Robots very poorly explained and conceived
-That Fuckin' Commercial song!!
- No Michael Myers
-Everything else bad that I didn't mention.

I heard that the had nothing to do with Michael Myers and was a Twilight Zone style horror movie. I wasn't dissapointed when I sat my ass down to view it, but I grew to hate the movie by the minute about 45 minutes in. How can you even call the movie Halloween 3!??!?! and again why didn't anybody warn me!?!?!?!

THEHOOLIGANJEDI · Post by **THEHOOLIGANJEDI** » 2002-12-02 06:53pm

Was it that bad the ppl don't even want to comment on it??

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2002-12-02 10:21pm

Four more days 'til Halloween
Halloween, Halloween
Four more days 'til Halloween
Silver Shamrock

An evil, evil song.

THEHOOLIGANJEDI · Post by **THEHOOLIGANJEDI** » 2002-12-03 05:30pm

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Four more days 'til Halloween
Halloween, Halloween
Four more days 'til Halloween
Silver Shamrock

An evil, evil song.

AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I don't ever want to hear, read, or think of that satanic song.

2000AD · Post by **2000AD** » 2002-12-03 07:07pm

I was watching that movie thinking "Ok Mike Myers is gonna jump out .... NOW." every 5 minutes. You can't call it Halloween if it don't have mike myers. That's like calling it Alien without the alien, or Predator 5 without the predator, or Star Wars without a skywalker or The Beach without staying true to the book .... oh wait they did that. DAMN! But seriously : No Mike Myers = No Halloween

greenmm · Post by **greenmm** » 2002-12-03 08:59pm

Happy, happy halloween, halloween, halloween

Happy, happy halloween,

silver shamrock

eeeh-ooh-eeh-ooh-eeh-ooh....

Plot wasn't fully explained, no Myers, didn't explain how the daughter was replaced by a robot (was she always a robot? if so, why was she so lifelike when the others weren't? and why make her if they didn't expect the doctor to escape?).

On the plus side, there's at least 2 semi-links to the normal movies:

1. We see twice the scene where Laurie is running down the stairs away from Michael.
2. The rite the guy was trying to recreate was supposedly Druidic, and supposedly in Halloween 6 they explain that Michael was the victim of a Druidic curse (Thorn).

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2002-12-04 12:39am

I hated Men in Black II. The first one was sooooo good, and the second one had so much untapped potential.