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Here is a list of people in Texas who got executed and what their last meals were. Some wierd stuff in here.

http://www.tdcj.state.tx.us/stat/finalmeals.htm
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Makes me proud of where I live. :P
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Hehe. My mothers side of the family lives in Texas too.
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Mitchell Gerald 838 10/22/2001 1 bag of assorted Jolly Ranchers
Are they not allow to excute you until your done with your food? Otherwise I'd ask for 1 Everlasting Gobstopper that is acutal everlasting! :lol:

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Baker, Jr. Stanley 999157 05/30/2002 Two 16 oz. ribeyes, one lb. turkey breast (sliced thin), twelve strips of bacon, two large hamburgers with mayo, onion, and lettuce, two large baked potatoes with butter, sour cream, cheese, and chives, four slices of cheese or one-half pound of grated cheddar cheese, chef salad with blue cheese dressing, two ears of corn on the cob, one pint of mint chocolate chip ice cream, and four vanilla Cokes or Mr. Pibb
Castillo David 770 08/23/1998 Twenty-four soft shell tacos, six enchiladas, six tostados, two whole onions, five jalapenos, two cheeseburgers, one chocolate shake, one quart of milk and one package of Marlboro cigarettes. (Prohibited by TDCJ policy)

Damn talk about last meals...
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weemadando wrote:
Baker, Jr. Stanley 999157 05/30/2002 Two 16 oz. ribeyes, one lb. turkey breast (sliced thin), twelve strips of bacon, two large hamburgers with mayo, onion, and lettuce, two large baked potatoes with butter, sour cream, cheese, and chives, four slices of cheese or one-half pound of grated cheddar cheese, chef salad with blue cheese dressing, two ears of corn on the cob, one pint of mint chocolate chip ice cream, and four vanilla Cokes or Mr. Pibb
Castillo David 770 08/23/1998 Twenty-four soft shell tacos, six enchiladas, six tostados, two whole onions, five jalapenos, two cheeseburgers, one chocolate shake, one quart of milk and one package of Marlboro cigarettes. (Prohibited by TDCJ policy)

Damn talk about last meals...
If your going to die, go on a huge full plump stomach :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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Dammit, I haven't eaten yet and this is making me HUNGRY! ;)
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Is it wrong that reading this site makes me hungry as hell?
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Vertigo1 wrote:Dammit, I haven't eaten yet and this is making me HUNGRY! ;)
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

I already ate, and I'm rubbing in :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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Mike_6002 wrote:
weemadando wrote:
Baker, Jr. Stanley 999157 05/30/2002 Two 16 oz. ribeyes, one lb. turkey breast (sliced thin), twelve strips of bacon, two large hamburgers with mayo, onion, and lettuce, two large baked potatoes with butter, sour cream, cheese, and chives, four slices of cheese or one-half pound of grated cheddar cheese, chef salad with blue cheese dressing, two ears of corn on the cob, one pint of mint chocolate chip ice cream, and four vanilla Cokes or Mr. Pibb
Castillo David 770 08/23/1998 Twenty-four soft shell tacos, six enchiladas, six tostados, two whole onions, five jalapenos, two cheeseburgers, one chocolate shake, one quart of milk and one package of Marlboro cigarettes. (Prohibited by TDCJ policy)

Damn talk about last meals...
If your going to die, go on a huge full plump stomach :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Though it might be bad. Getting fried bloated that is.
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Mike_6002 wrote:
Vertigo1 wrote:Dammit, I haven't eaten yet and this is making me HUNGRY! ;)
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

I already ate, and I'm rubbing in :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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One pot of coffee
Interesting. Seem that many of them like their hamburgers, jalapenos, and chicken.

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Captain Lennox wrote:Though it might be bad. Getting fried bloated that is.
Yeah, I imagine that would be quite painful....you'd prolly explode. :D
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Ooof. I just ate, so reading this makes me feel like exploding myself. Blerg.
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Mmmm... Food.... Mmm..
And vertigo, what's that red vessel in that pic you posted?
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Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:Mmmm... Food.... Mmm..
And vertigo, what's that red vessel in that pic you posted?
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I like the guy who chose yogurt as his last meal.
And did the guy who had his last meal given to a homeless person think that he was going to be forgiven? I bet they didn't give it to a homeless person or I bet that homeless guy was really creaped out when someone asked "Hey, would you like the meal of a man on death row?"
Since I just warmed up some pizza in the oven, the stuff they ordered seems really yummy, and go Dr Pepper as the criminal choice for cola before death!
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What if you order some really strange food that isn't readily available? I think this could happen:

Guard: Okay. What would you like for your last meal?

XPV: Some fried silkworms and a bowl of dog soup. Could you also include a side dish of kimbap? I'd like to wash it all down with a six-pack of Widmer Widberry beer and bottle of Isole Olena Cepparello. Preferably a '99 vintage. Thanks.

Guard: Ummm. Wait a minute.

*Guard consults with Warden. Warden comes in the cell.*

Warden: Quit foolin' around there you! Eat your jalapeno burger and drink your Dr. Pepper!

XPV: But...but...you're violating my consitutional rights if you don't honour my last meal request.

Warden: Ah, screw it.

*BLAM BLAM BLAM*

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Ewo wrote:I like the guy who chose yogurt as his last meal.
Bwahahahahahah!

YOGURT?!?!!! Ewo--JAMIE!!!!!!!!!!!!

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