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I wonder what's next? Will they be slamming Doug for not featuring people of the silver-neon-pink color? Will they be represented by people that actually have such a skin color?

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Darth Wong wrote:Check out this steaming pile of crap: http://www.philadelphiaweekly.com/archi ... ArtID=1502

This guy says that "Black Hawk Down" was racist, because ... (drum roll please) ... the Somalis are all black!

Look at this fucking quote:
Scott has reduced the complexities of a notorious foreign policy blunder to what happens when a bunch of clean-cut white boys venture into the wrong side of town and get roughed up by some giant, scary niggers.
Question: what the fuck are they putting in the goddamned water in Philadelphia, and is there an antidote?

He hates the film because it does precisely what it sets out to do: make you feel what it's like to be a soldier. He hates the film because it treats the enemy as a faceless enemy, which is exactly how the soldiers see them by necessity. He hates the film because the protagonists are mostly white and the enemy is black (gee, I guess we should just rewrite history and make the Somalis into fucking blonde blue-eyes Aryans, just to be politically correct). He hates Ridley Scott and says that he's a terrible action choreographer; this is a bit like saying that Einstein was a crappy physicist. What the fuck is wrong with this guy?
This is right up there with the morons in "Little Havana" saying Episode II was racist against latinos because of the way the guy that played Jango Fett was portrayed. He's a fucking KIWI for crying out loud! I could tell the second I heard his accent!
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Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:I wonder what's next? Will they be slamming Doug for not featuring people of the silver-neon-pink color? Will they be represented by people that actually have such a skin color?

Tihngs wil only get more absurd.
I'm just waiting for someone to drop in and say we "need to be more open to other people's opinions."

No thanks, I can smell bullshit from over here.
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Darth Utsanomiko wrote:
Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:I wonder what's next? Will they be slamming Doug for not featuring people of the silver-neon-pink color? Will they be represented by people that actually have such a skin color?

Tihngs wil only get more absurd.
I'm just waiting for someone to drop in and say we "need to be more open to other people's opinions."

No thanks, I can smell bullshit from over here.
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