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http://www.the-burning-question.com/cgi ... i?forum=34

Look for posts by Frank King and his cohorts.

Enjoy.

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LOL! :D
I especially like the Santa banning thread. But some of them have good points.
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He sure sounds idiotic.

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No... Too many stupid Aussies! Someone give me a plane ticket to Sydney and a gun.
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weemadando wrote:No... Too many stupid Aussies! Someone give me a plane ticket to Sydney and a gun.
Don't you live there?
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Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:
weemadando wrote:No... Too many stupid Aussies! Someone give me a plane ticket to Sydney and a gun.
Don't you live there?
Yeah... I haven't been this embarrassed since the Crocodile Hunter debuted.
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CyberianKnight wrote:http://www.the-burning-question.com/cgi ... i?forum=34

Look for posts by Frank King and his cohorts.

Enjoy.

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Welcome, stoat!

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NecronLord wrote:Welcome to Stardestroyer.Net. There are no barricades, no stockades. Trolls are free to leave as and when they wish to. Think rationally and you will be treated rationally. Think Irrationally and you will suffer a horrible fate. :twisted:
I haven't suffered a horrible fate yet...*expecting the Spanish Inquisition :D :wink:* I'll admit I'm not as irrational as the trolls, but I still hold irrational beliefs that seem to make sense given what I have encountered in life.
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I see idiocy is spreading quite rapidly.
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*Raises anti logic shielding*
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:: ready's logic phallanx and spearsmen :: Why hasn't idiocy been labeled as a pandemic yet?
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I've read some of it, and it's no different from what I'd expect from someone like Pat Buchanan. Still, some of it's dumb.

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Why thanks for the enthusiastic welcome !

What makes newbies so pokable? :lol:
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weemadando wrote:Yeah... I haven't been this embarrassed since the Crocodile Hunter debuted.
lol

Atleast Steve Irwin is funny. :D
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The Dark wrote:
NecronLord wrote:Welcome to Stardestroyer.Net. There are no barricades, no stockades. Trolls are free to leave as and when they wish to. Think rationally and you will be treated rationally. Think Irrationally and you will suffer a horrible fate. :twisted:
I haven't suffered a horrible fate yet...*expecting the Spanish Inquisition :D :wink:* I'll admit I'm not as irrational as the trolls, but I still hold irrational beliefs that seem to make sense given what I have encountered in life.
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EmperorMing wrote:NO one expects the Spanich Inquisition...! :twisted:
Is that anything like the Spanish Inquisition? :P
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data_link wrote:
EmperorMing wrote:NO one expects the Spanich Inquisition...! :twisted:
Is that anything like the Spanish Inquisition? :P
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Hmmm, any relation to the Avacado Crusade? :D
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Welcome, n00b!

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Weird site.

And I too have noticed a large amount of Commonwealth influences on this board. Not that I'm complaining... having been to Auz and seeing the lovely ladies... :D
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CyberianKnight wrote:Why thanks for the enthusiastic welcome !

What makes newbies so pokable? :lol:
*bite* Being a n00b. That's what. ;)
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