William Shatner is always a great guest on the Howard Stern radio show. Today's interview was the best one yet!
STERN: "Were there any whores on the Enterprise, Mr. Shatner?"
SHATNER: "Well there were; we called them actors."
Porn actress Sunset Thomas was also in the studio
STERN: "Sunset, show Mr. Shatner your ass. You see any Klingons back there, Bill?"
STERN: "Did you know James Doohan was missing a finger?"
SHATNER: "He was mising his HEAD."
SHATNER: [to Sunset Thomas] "Isn't it [anal sex] painful?"
STERN: "You should know that, Mr. Shatner; didn't Paramount screw you over on a couple of deals?"
SHATNER: "What's with that title 'Tomorrow Is Yesterday'? It makes no sense."
STERN: "The whole show made no sense!"
SHATNER: "Then you did watch the show!"
STERN: "'Tomorrow is Yesterday' is when the Enterprise hits a black star and gets sent to Earth's past, and is identified as a UFO."
SHATNER: "That was like three episodes!"
[Shatner incorrectly guessed the plot coming from ST4: TVH]
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Heard it today, Shatner is one the show best guest. Kills me all the time.
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