its that time of year folks!

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2002-12-06 03:13pm

here it is, december again and our radio airwaves have been invaded by some of the most virulent audio pollution known to man : campy novelty christmas songs! which do you hate most? feel free to chime in with others if the one you despise most isn't on the list!

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2002-12-06 03:14pm

Arg stupid Celine Dion must die!!!

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2002-12-06 03:16pm

And why isn't Wham! on there?

Bloody Wham! and bloody George Micheal with his stupid everything I hate that song...

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2002-12-06 03:19pm

At least I won't have to suffer them. Much.
But sriously, I cannot stand to hear crap songs, being a music lover. All of them up there should be shot repeatedly and their heads hung on pikes as warnings to produce good music.

Zaku-chan · Post by **Zaku-chan** » 2002-12-06 03:20pm

Two repetitions of "Grandma got run over by a reindeer" is enough to make me blow a hole in the stereo.

guyver · Post by **guyver** » 2002-12-06 03:29pm

"Grandma got run over by a reindeer" I hate this song. I am so glad that they only play it at this time of the year. Otherwise I might go mental and vote for Al Bore

Knife · Post by **Knife** » 2002-12-06 03:32pm

While all that are listed really cause me pain, Feliz Navidad must be hunted down and destroyed.

Although I can listen to the Carol of the Bells for hours as long as its the Carol of the Bells and not some stupid instramental of it.

Zaku-chan · Post by **Zaku-chan** » 2002-12-06 03:38pm

Knife wrote:Although I can listen to the Carol of the Bells for hours as long as its the Carol of the Bells and not some stupid instramental of it.

Have you ever heard the Trans-Siberian Orchestra's version of it? It's awesome.

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-12-06 03:40pm

Zaku-chan wrote:
Knife wrote:Although I can listen to the Carol of the Bells for hours as long as its the Carol of the Bells and not some stupid instramental of it.
Have you ever heard the Trans-Siberian Orchestra's version of it? It's awesome.

There is a MAJOR understatement...

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2002-12-06 03:49pm

Feliz Navidad must die! Not only is it a shitty annoying song, it also has the awful ability to get stuck in people's heads all day. I haven't heard any of the Celine Dion stuff yet and I hope I never do, but that music should die too. The worst part about Xmas music is how they play the same 5-10 songs non stop every single fucking day for the entire month of december. Good thing I'm stocked up on CD's so I never have to listen to the damn radio.

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-12-06 03:51pm

aerius wrote:Feliz Navidad must die! Not only is it a shitty annoying song, it also has the awful ability to get stuck in people's heads all day. I haven't heard any of the Celine Dion stuff yet and I hope I never do, but that music should die too. The worst part about Xmas music is how they play the same 5-10 songs non stop every single fucking day for the entire month of december. Good thing I'm stocked up on CD's so I never have to listen to the damn radio.

You seen Titanic? You've heard her music.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2002-12-06 03:55pm

verilon wrote: You seen Titanic? You've heard her music.

Nope, it's probably why I haven't lost my mind yet. I've heard stories about that movie, and dedicated my life to staying the hell away from it. I have heard Celine Dion songs though, it's unavoidable when you live in Canada. What I've heard ain't my kind of music, but it's not enough to make me lose my mind upon hearing it.

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2002-12-06 03:57pm

I say we cure Celine Dion's singing with a bucket of battery acid and a bunch of pebbles with thumbtacks glued to them!

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-12-06 04:00pm

Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:I say we cure Celine Dion's singing with a bucket of battery acid and a bunch of pebbles with thumbtacks glued to them!

I always wondered what a person would look like tarred and feathered...

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2002-12-06 04:01pm

No, I mean the abovementioned ingredients DOWN HER THROAT.

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-12-06 04:02pm

Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:No, I mean the abovementioned ingredients DOWN HER THROAT.

I don't care. I'm open to new forms of torture.

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2002-12-06 04:06pm

Ah well. I'm really damn tired... this girl was keeping me up all night. See ya, everyone.

Hyperion · Post by **Hyperion** » 2002-12-06 04:30pm

personally my favorites (and too bad they're never put on the radio) are:

A Klingon Christmas (yes, it helps that i know Klingon)
Christmas At Ground Zero (especially appropriate for today's world situation with the AQ)
Hardcore Jinglebells by 7.1 (fucking great speeding music)

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2002-12-06 09:27pm

Feliz Navidad is quite annoying.

Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad y un prospero ano...

Repeat that a few more times, and you've got a pretty annoying song.

I've heard "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer" on the school bus. It got repetitive halfway through. I'm sure if they played it again, I would have crashed the bus.

Cal Wright · Post by **Cal Wright** » 2002-12-06 11:57pm

Damn, missed one. *poke*

Second of all, Feliz navidad or whatever the fuck it is drives me up a god damned wall. There's a radio station here that plays christmas music everyday all day starting from the day after thanksgiving until december 25. now that i think of it, it's only half a day on christmas. lol. I have to hear this station, it's on at work. not only that, but one of the other stations i listen to along with the other one play this damn song. i have to hear it so much. at first is was great. then in spanish class it was alright, but now its just fucking annoying.

Raptor 597 · Post by **Raptor 597** » 2002-12-07 02:02am

Feliz Navidad & Celine Dion must die!

Post by **Dalton** » 2002-12-07 02:07am

Feliz Navidad is annoying...

But I love Dominick the Donkey since I'm a good Italian boy

My favorite Christmas song is the parody of Iron Man by I forget who.

"I AM SANTA CLAUS!"
Ri-ding through the snow
Can you hear him ho-ho-ho?

StarDestroyer.Net BBS

its that time of year folks!

the most annoying christmas song of all time!

its that time of year folks!