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So if you could have any piece of wild life from Star Wars as your pet, what would it be? Few things to keep in mind.

[1]The correct food is assumed to be available
[2] Your pet will be fairly domesticated and wont kill you on sight, but its basic behavior will still be a factor.


I'd take a Voxyn. Smart enough to do such things as open the door to go outside and able to scare off annoying dogs among others. Armed Robbery would no longer be a concern. Biggest downside would be all the time spent walking the thing. The avian Peko-Peko looks very nice though.
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De-tailed Vornskr. Great watch pet.
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Do 'droids count? I'd like an astromech, like Artoo.
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Vornskr or however you speel it. lol. Voxyn freak me out with all that damn belching. Vile bleching mind you. If someone or something can be more disgustipating than myself at expelling noxious gases I'd worry.

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Ysalmiri. They're good too keep Jedi mostly null and their the cats of the SW Universe. Their lazy and hang around he bad guys.
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Rancor, right on my front lawn, big fucking chain.

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A sarlacc that I could use for tossing garbage and corpses in. :D

Or a Twilik, but I don't think that counts. :twisted:
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I'd take a Twilek.
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Driod's do not count. A slave and a pet are not the same thing.
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Don't be a spoil sport Ocean Spammer. Come on Neo, let's go fetch us a couple 'o' Twi'leks. :D

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A Vorkskr would be cool.

If we can have slaves, I'd take a couple of Twi'leks. :D
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Vornskr. Just awesome.
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Twilek dancer chick.
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For god's sake the man said WILDLIFE! That means nothing sentient! No slaves!

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Hmm, how about a herd of Banthas
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I would take the Giant Rat found in the SW Holiday Special.
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An Ewok :)
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*poke*


Damn, how do I keep missing those things?

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Vornskr or Dathomiri rancor (the ones used by the witches)
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Darth Yoshi wrote:Vornskr or Dathomiri rancor (the ones used by the witches)
Ya know, according to The Courtship of Princess Leia, the "ones used by the witches" are real rancors. Those are how they really are, not the one in Jabba's palace. So I'd pick a real rancor. Although I have no idea where I could put him...eh...maybe I'd let him roam around the park across the street. :P
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I want a huge aquarium with a Sandoo Aqua-Monster :twisted:
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