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ROFLMAO! That's hilarious!
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LMAO
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Jesus is used for everything. First, it's "What would Jesus do?". What's next, "Who would Jesus do?" "How long would Jesus microwave a Pop-Tart?", "How many Jesuses would it take to screw in a lightbulb?", or "What does Jesus prefer: Coffee or tea?"?
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Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:Jesus is used for everything. First, it's "What would Jesus do?". What's next, "Who would Jesus do?" "How long would Jesus microwave a Pop-Tart?", "How many Jesuses would it take to screw in a lightbulb?", or "What does Jesus prefer: Coffee or tea?"?
I was thinking "What religion does Jesus prefer: Judaism or Christianity?"?

And considering he was Jewish....
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