Most annoying license plate ever

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A Porche 911 with 'P0R5CHE'. Gee, like we haven't noticed. :roll:
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kheegan wrote:A Porche 911 with 'P0R5CHE'. Gee, like we haven't noticed. :roll:
My Auntie's surname is Byford, and they drive a Ford car. Guess what personalised numberplate they got for their aniversary? :roll:
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Stupid little car , I think a BMW, with some spoiled brat driving it while putting on makeup. The plate said "OCBABI"

Also have seen:

BRN2SHP - "Born To Shop", on the back on an SUV in Mission Viejo

DADZGRL - "Dad's Girl" Another spiiled fucking brat

BOBAFET - I swear I saw this one day coming home from Laguna Hills.

And, thanks to the enlightened California DMV we now incorporate symbols such as hearts and stars into our plates, so naturally the heart symbol has begun to replace many words and created many retarded plates.
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Once me and my friends were in a car... and the car in front of us has "H4CKER" for their license plate.
I have this photo on my cell phone of a car that had "J3DI" for a license plate.

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I don't know about annoying but the stupidest I ever saw was an Xterra with the plate "Xterra".
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Best ever: in Florida I saw "I FRTED" (It was a back plate - I can't believe that was approved!)

Today I saw a plain pickup truck with "THE BAKE" - WTF?
LapsedPacifist wrote:C U N QRT

BMW parked at the law school, not sure how the spaces were laid out.

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Well, a bit of white masking tape and you could have fun with that one
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Darth Paul wrote:Best ever: in Florida I saw "I FRTED" (It was a back plate - I can't believe that was approved!)

Today I saw a plain pickup truck with "THE BAKE" - WTF?
LapsedPacifist wrote:C U N QRT

BMW parked at the law school, not sure how the spaces were laid out.

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Well, a bit of white masking tape and you could have fun with that one
:lol:
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In the course of an hour while out driving this morning, I saw both "GNSHOPN" and "GUNLUVR". Those southerners certainly love to exercise their second amendment rights.
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Flakin wrote:Heh, I saw one just the other day "YUBNNOZ" . What made it so irritating was that it took me so long to figure it out. And everyone else I've shown it to gets it right away.
S'OK, I don't get it, either.

According to last week's Top Gear, there's a list of plates which the DVLA won't issue. One of which is 'A55 H0L'.
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My uncle, who travels a lot, has plates: "CUOVRCC"

"See You OverSeas"... clever, but kinda silly at the same time. The irony? He's also in the Idaho Nat'l Guard, and currently in Afghanistan. "See you overseas" indeed... but I'm staying home this round.
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Darth Raptor wrote:Not a license plate, but I still nominate the big trucks with the chrome nutsacks. :roll:
I hear that. Those things make me want to invest in some thermite.

OTOH, those litigious plates make me want to buy caltrops...

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The local McDonalds manager had "819 MAC" for a while.
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I saw this one a few days ago:

"HI-M8NC".

Assuming I've interpreted this correctly, why would someone brag about being high maintainance?
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Darth Paul wrote:
LapsedPacifist wrote:C U N QRT

BMW parked at the law school, not sure how the spaces were laid out.

LP
Well, a bit of white masking tape and you could have fun with that one
:lol:
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As the Brazilian standard for license plates is 3 letters and 4 numbers, just for kicks I asked a friend on the local DMV to run a search to find out witch vehicle in the country actually had the license number NCC-1701. It was fun to see all the disappointment in a local Trek board when I revealed that the vehicle in question was just a fucking 150cc motorcycle from Honda, in one of the Amazon area states.
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I saw a crappy Mercedes with the plate 'M3RC' last week. Sad.
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"WAS HIS" BMW
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"4U2NVY"

On a fucking Peugot 307 CC. Sure, it's not a run-of-the-mill car, but I'm too busy envying the pricks in cool cars to give a fuck about a 307CC...
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A Hummer H2 with liscence plate "GUN FTR"

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See my sig.

That is my license plate.

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Seen today:

Cadillac with a plate that said "AMAZZZING"
SUV in front of that with a plate that said "FDISK". Thought that was clever.
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