Skippy's List

consequences · Post by **consequences** » 2002-12-19 12:38am

http://www.skippyslist.com/
Just something I have always found incredibly funny.

Drewcifer · Post by **Drewcifer** » 2002-12-19 01:48am

I had too many favorites to quote any here, but I will adopt that list as my new code of conduct.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2002-12-19 01:49am

LMFAO!!! That's a funny one!

consequences · Post by **consequences** » 2002-12-19 01:53am

I thought of cutting and pasting the whole thing, then thought better of it.

Drewcifer · Post by **Drewcifer** » 2002-12-19 02:02am

heha, some of my favorites are in your sig though:

"When operating a military vehicle I may *not* attempt something 'I saw in a cartoon'."-Skippy

I've never served, but I did learn that once the hard way with my first car

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2002-12-19 02:05am

Not allowed to let sock puppets take command of my post.

Must never call an SAS a 'Wanker'.

(Next day) Not allowed to chew gum at formation even if I *did* bring enough for everybody.

Great!!

consequences · Post by **consequences** » 2002-12-19 02:07am

Screw it, not enough sig space, I'm just going to tack one on the end of every post from now on.
Skippy Says: "Claymore mines are not filled with yummy candy, and it is wrong to tell new soldiers that they are."

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2002-12-19 02:14am

"Not allowed to purchase anyone's soul on Government time."

Darn, I'm not going to join the military now.

"Must not taunt the French any more."

Okay, I'm really not going to be joining the military now.

Crown · Post by **Crown** » 2002-12-19 08:05am

My favourite was;

Not allowed to ask LTC Steele to sign my copy of Blackhawk Down

That was too funny!