The Gulf War Mk2 Gameshow!

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The Gulf War Mk2 Gameshow!

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OK... Ladies and gentlemen, its time to play...

*cue crappy music*

The When Will The War Begin Game?

Round 1:

On what date will the way kick off?

Bonus points:

What time of day will the announcement be made?

Super bonus points:

Which nation will be the first to pledge support?


Now, onto round two!

What will be the media's favourite weapon of this war?

What will be the first target hit?

What ALLIANCE nation will take the first casualties from friendly fire?

What ALLIANCE nation will take the first casualties from enemy fire?

Will they make it to Baghdad?

Bonus points:

Who (which unit) will get the honours of being first on the ground in Baghdad?


Round 3:

How many days will the war go on for?

Bonus Points:

Who will officially declare the war finished?

Super Bonus Points:

Will Saddam still be alive?

Now, the final question:

Will NBC weapons be deployed during the fighting?

Bonus points:

Who by?

Super bonus points:

Who against?

Apocalyptic points questions:

Who will retaliate?

Mega-apocalyptic points question:

Against who?



PLEASE POST YOUR ANSWERS AND WE'LL AWAIT THE RESULTS!

Winner will get a WHOLE BOX of cookies!
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consequences wrote:What type of cookies?
BIG cookies with lots and lots of chocolate chips.
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weemadando wrote:
consequences wrote:What type of cookies?
BIG cookies with lots and lots of chocolate chips.
Define big and lots.
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Re: The Gulf War Mk2 Gameshow!

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weemadando wrote:OK... Ladies and gentlemen, its time to play...

*cue crappy music*

The When Will The War Begin Game?

Round 1:

On what date will the way kick off?
Christmas. George W. Bush's gift to the American public and those poor people in Iraq :wink:
Bonus points:

What time of day will the announcement be made?
Morning of course! Who waits until the afternoon to give a Christmas present?
Super bonus points:

Which nation will be the first to pledge support?
Great Britain. Blair is Bush's bitch.
Now, onto round two!

What will be the media's favourite weapon of this war?
Iraqi's WMD, closely followed by American propoganda.
What will be the first target hit?
A communications station.
What ALLIANCE nation will take the first casualties from friendly fire?
Canada. They exist only for cannon fodder.
What ALLIANCE nation will take the first casualties from enemy fire?
Canada again, because we need comic relief.
Will they make it to Baghdad?
No, igloos can't surive long enough in a desert environment.
Bonus points:

Who (which unit) will get the honours of being first on the ground in Baghdad?
US Special Forces.
Round 3:

How many days will the war go on for?
Saddam Hussein surrenders in one week.
Bonus Points:

Who will officially declare the war finished?
The US, of course.
Super Bonus Points:

Will Saddam still be alive?
Yes.
Now, the final question:

Will NBC weapons be deployed during the fighting?
Most likely.
Bonus points:

Who by?
Iraq.
Super bonus points:

Who against?
The nations invading Iraq.
Apocalyptic points questions:

Who will retaliate?
US will complain about it, and continue their invasion.
Mega-apocalyptic points question:

Against who?
North Korea. Bush needs another reason to go to war with them, and this might be it :wink:
PLEASE POST YOUR ANSWERS AND WE'LL AWAIT THE RESULTS!

Winner will get a WHOLE BOX of cookies!
I hope you mean REAL cookies!

BoTM, MM, HAB, JL
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