Jay Sherman vs. Homer Simpson

FaxModem1 · Post by **FaxModem1** » 2003-01-04 08:33pm

Which show is better?

Keevan_Colton · Post by **Keevan_Colton** » 2003-01-04 08:36pm

The Simpsons wins hands down in my book.

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2003-01-04 08:36pm

Simpsons.

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2003-01-04 08:37pm

The Simpson's is by far the better show. And they do have Jay Sherman if you will remember! So nyah!

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-01-04 08:41pm

Simpson's, better in all respects and it had Sherman on it anyway.

Majin Gojira · Post by **Majin Gojira** » 2003-01-04 08:46pm

[quote=Hurricane Ned]

"It Stinks! It Stinks! It Stinks!"

"Yes Mr. Sherman, Everything Stinks"

[/quote]

Simpsons

FaxModem1 · Post by **FaxModem1** » 2003-01-04 08:51pm

HEY! Who moved my poll? I liked it where it was.

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2003-01-04 08:53pm

FaxModem1 wrote:HEY! Who moved my poll? I liked it where it was.

I did. It's not in the faintest sci-fi so it doesn't belong there. Any questions?

jodathalas · Post by **jodathalas** » 2003-01-04 08:58pm

Simpsons. The critic was aight.

Sir Sirius · Post by **Sir Sirius** » 2003-01-04 09:13pm

The Simpsons win, no contest.

Stealing! How could you? Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives sermons at church? Captain what's-his-name?
-- Homer Simpson

Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else -- and it hasn't -- it's that girls should stick to girl's sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such.
-- Homer Simpson

You know, the one with all the well-meaning rules that don't work in real life -- uh, Christianity.
-- Homer Simpson, telling what religion the family belongs to

God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion.
-- Superintendent Chalmers

You just have to love a cartoon that says thing such as these.

jodathalas · Post by **jodathalas** » 2003-01-04 09:15pm

Those are great. Homer is the greatest philosepher ever.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-01-04 09:21pm

The Simpsons, in my opinion. Besides, it's been running longer.

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2003-01-04 09:36pm

There is a reason it's the longest running comedy.

Now for what your title stated, I believed it was a fight, and I can only think of three TV dads that can hold their own against Homer, Al Bundy(who would kick Homer's ass), Red Foreman(who would lose to Homer), and Peter Griffin(inbetween Homer and Red)

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-01-05 02:29am

As I recall Jay and Homer had a contest, and Jay won. Or at least Jay was more disgusting than Homer.

Majin Gojira · Post by **Majin Gojira** » 2003-01-05 09:23am

Plus he knew all the words to the oscar-meyer winer song...

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-01-05 10:58pm

I'm not too sure that Al Bundy could kick Homer, now I'll make some points so we can all think it out.

- Al threw a shotput 6 inches in the senior Olympics
- Al defeated a British knight guy with a good groin kick
- Al has some sort of shoe stink that would seem to defy the Ganeva convention

- Homer, when punched in the gut (Al's favorite spot to hit) seems to let the hand sink into him.
- Homer also has a bad stench
- Homer tires VERY quickly

So it seems it all comes down to who can bring out the stench first, and Al seems to be immune to bad smells.

So, Al, just.

Peg vs Marge would be funny.

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Jay Sherman vs. Homer Simpson

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Jay Sherman vs. Homer Simpson