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[Einhander Sn0m4n]

SHIAT!
Time to use my VAMPIRE SKILLZ (i learned thanks to the "what mythical creature r u? thread)

*regenerates*
*gurgling blood*
YOUR GONNA DIE!!!
*cuts rail gun in half--

*teleports back to his ship the Imperium-class Ultra Star Destroyer Quake ]I[*

You're gonna pay for that. That was my Dad's Railgun!

COMMENCE PRIMARY IGNITION!!!

*The massive ship's Axial Superlaser vaporizes the planet Necro99 is standing on with a fury matched by the Death Star II.*

Had enough? My my TGODs are fun...

[Alex Moon]

You are a girl? Oh i thought you where a guy.

He is a guy.

I am a guy! One with 8 inches of Big Red Irish Goodness between my legs too! Wanna taste?

No thanks, I'm straight.

[Necro99]

SHIAT!
Time to use my VAMPIRE SKILLZ (i learned thanks to the "what mythical creature r u? thread)

*regenerates*
*gurgling blood*
YOUR GONNA DIE!!!
*cuts rail gun in half--

*teleports back to his ship the Imperium-class Ultra Star Destroyer Quake ]I[*

You're gonna pay for that. That was my Dad's Railgun!

COMMENCE PRIMARY IGNITION!!!

*The massive ship's Axial Superlaser vaporizes the planet Necro99 is standing on with a fury matched by the Death Star II.*

Had enough? My my TGODs are fun...

Bad move says necro as he is hurled in space.
He teleports to the Visigoth and activates the gridfire!
Game over bitch!
The Quake ]|[ is completely reduced to a bunch of individual atoms.

Why do we fight again?