Jackin World...

Icehawk · Post by **Icehawk** » 2003-01-12 07:35pm

http://www.jackinworld.com/

I stumbled across a very interesting resource

Anyone ever been there before? Check out the Question of the Week stuff. Hillarious

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-01-12 07:39pm

If someone needs help masturbating, then they are a very sad person.

What's the point of the site? You wrap your hand around your tool, you stroke back and forth, you clean up your mess, you wash your hands and then you go to sleep. It's not that hard, guys.

EDIT: OK, well, perhaps it IS hard. But I'm on a different connotation here.

Icehawk · Post by **Icehawk** » 2003-01-12 07:50pm

If someone needs help masturbating, then they are a very sad person.

Apparently there are a lot of sad people in this world.

Posted on Jackin World

I was at my friend's house. Not to be sick, but his mother is very attractive. One day she was wearing a bikini and came downstairs where we had been hanging out (although he was upstairs at the time). She turned her back to me, bent over, and started looking for something in some boxes on the floor. Her bikini bottoms were sliding up in the back, and all the buttocks flesh was exposed. I got turned on, so I pulled my pants and underwear down just enough that I was fully exposed, and began to masturbate. His mother turned around and saw me. She just smiled at me and said, "Don't worry, I won't tell. You can keep doing it," and went back to looking around in the boxes. I was very turned on by this.
- age 16, Michigan

This ones pure gold Fools gold, but gold nonetheless

jaeger115 · Post by **jaeger115** » 2003-01-12 07:59pm

Posted on Jackin World

I was at my friend's house. Not to be sick, but his mother is very attractive. One day she was wearing a bikini and came downstairs where we had been hanging out (although he was upstairs at the time). She turned her back to me, bent over, and started looking for something in some boxes on the floor. Her bikini bottoms were sliding up in the back, and all the buttocks flesh was exposed. I got turned on, so I pulled my pants and underwear down just enough that I was fully exposed, and began to masturbate. His mother turned around and saw me. She just smiled at me and said, "Don't worry, I won't tell. You can keep doing it," and went back to looking around in the boxes. I was very turned on by this.
- age 16, Michigan

*shakes head* ROFL!!!!

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2003-01-12 08:03pm

Dalton wrote:If someone needs help masturbating, then they are a very sad person.

What's the point of the site? You wrap your hand around your tool, you stroke back and forth, you clean up your mess, you wash your hands and then you go to sleep. It's not that hard, guys.

EDIT: OK, well, perhaps it IS hard. But I'm on a different connotation here.

For one thing, there is more to it than just BANG BANG BANG UGGHHHHH. Unless you're an unimaginitive fool, that is.

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-01-12 08:06pm

XaLEv wrote:For one thing, there is more to it than just BANG BANG BANG UGGHHHHH. Unless you're an unimaginitive fool, that is.

The whole point of jackin' it is "bang bang bang ugh". Anything else is a waste of energy, which you'll need afterwards

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2003-01-12 08:16pm

Dalton wrote:The whole point of jackin' it is "bang bang bang ugh". Anything else is a waste of energy, which you'll need afterwards

No, the whole point is the ugh part. There are many different ways to get there. Besides, if you're worried about energy efficiency, the bang bang bang method is certainly not the best. It can make your forearm cramp up something fierce.

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2003-01-12 08:50pm

That site is really old, went there once, reading about how to masturbate just seemed gay.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-01-12 09:57pm

People know how to masturbate, but many don't know where to do it. You do it where nobody can see you, perhaps in the night. If you're with people and you feel like doing it, just put your hand in your pants, so if someone looks, you can pull it right out. That's what I would do. But I do things different. Instead of actually grabbing myself, I rub it against something. That works good.

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2003-01-13 12:50am

What next, quoting from All About Sex's I got caught section?

(If you don't know what I'm talking about, use google. Some of the stuff there is so stupid its hilarious!)

ArmorPierce · Post by **ArmorPierce** » 2003-01-13 12:59am

Site looks hard to navigate so I won't even bother looking at it any further.