Shep attempts to contact Dickstar personally...

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-01-25 11:59pm

I have excellant vision but after being up for 19 hours, like right now, it begins to blur slightly...

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-01-26 12:04am

HemlockGrey wrote:I have excellant vision but after being up for 19 hours, like right now, it begins to blur slightly...

That would be the Acid doing its thing

Ted · Post by **Ted** » 2003-01-26 12:50am

jaeger115 wrote:
My Grandfather was 70% blind and 65% deaf, from a Moaning Minnie in France.
Moaning Minnie?

German Nerbelwerfer. Rocket artillery.

Got blown up, was in a half body cast for the next 3 months.

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-01-26 01:39am

*An orbiting AB-52 gunship blasts Valdemar with its three dozen 25mm galting guns, in company with a four 105mm packing AB-36*

*Wanks and drools at the thought of an AB-36*

Raxmei · Post by **Raxmei** » 2003-01-26 01:41am

So, what, he hung up?

Yogi · Post by **Yogi** » 2003-01-26 02:17am

Taking a board argument into real life is going a bit far. What started on the Internet should STAY on the Internet.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-01-26 02:25am

Yogi wrote:Taking a board argument into real life is going a bit far. What started on the Internet should STAY on the Internet.

Its merely a case of a bunch of electric pulses going down the same copper wire being interpreted differently.

Yogi · Post by **Yogi** » 2003-01-26 02:01pm

Sea Skimmer wrote:Its merely a case of a bunch of electric pulses going down the same copper wire being interpreted differently.

You really beleive that, then post your phone number.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-01-26 02:11pm

Frank Hipper wrote:
*An orbiting AB-52 gunship blasts Valdemar with its three dozen 25mm galting guns, in company with a four 105mm packing AB-36*
*Wanks and drools at the thought of an AB-36*

I'd rather have a nuclear wielding TSR.2 with modern tech going around blowing shit up.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-01-26 02:13pm

WARNING: BAD IDEA DETECTOR HAS DETECTED A RAGNAROK LEVEL BAD IDEA. ENGAGING EMERGENCY HYPERDRIVE.

*The Awesome dagger-shaped hull of the Imperium Ultra Star Destroyer Quake ]|[ swings around a full 180 degrees, and the engines flash brilliantly. Three nanoseconds later, the massive ship is gone....*

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-01-26 05:50pm

I have 20/20 vision as well, and I can hear just fine too.

Anyway, I'm sure after you call him, he'll never answer the phone again.

His Divine Shadow · Post by **His Divine Shadow** » 2003-01-26 05:53pm

MKSheppard wrote:
Darth Garden Gnome wrote: First you're giving him ammo, second doesn't that seem a bit stalkerish to anyone else?
I don't care. What can he do to me?

Who said anything about you in this case? There are more people affected than just you.

Uraniun235 · Post by **Uraniun235** » 2003-01-27 04:00am

Although I recognize that Sheppard's use of the relay system thingy is valid, I think I should point out that anyone else who might think to use it for shenanigans should think again.

somethingawful.co* nearly got nailed BIG TIME because some people on the forums started using the relay system to fuck with people. Lowtax avoided legal trouble, but a lot of people were banned from the forum that day. (although that thread was fucking hilarious to read)

His Divine Shadow · Post by **His Divine Shadow** » 2003-01-27 04:27am

Uraniun235 wrote:Although I recognize that Sheppard's use of the relay system thingy is valid, I think I should point out that anyone else who might think to use it for shenanigans should think again.

somethingawful.co* nearly got nailed BIG TIME because some people on the forums started using the relay system to fuck with people. Lowtax avoided legal trouble, but a lot of people were banned from the forum that day. (although that thread was fucking hilarious to read)

Link? or any search terms? I hardly visit the SA forums anymore.

Slartibartfast · Post by **Slartibartfast** » 2003-01-27 03:30pm

MKSheppard wrote:Call him yourself man, I'm fucking DEAF!

Wow, I think we all underestimated DingDing's powers...

Malecoda · Post by **Malecoda** » 2003-01-27 04:52pm

Darth Wong wrote:
Darth Garden Gnome wrote:If you do contact him I'm sure he'll devote several MBs of space on his website to rant about "Wongites harrasing me at work!"
You know, I held out a faint hope for a while that he was just knowingly being a jack-ass, and not sincerely delusional. I have since lost that hope; he is truly, sincerely out of his gourd. He thinks he's fighting some grand crusade against the forces of evil. I don't see how any conceivable action can possibly make it any worse.

Oh--well, in that case, I'm off to just go kill him. See ya!

(now watch me come home to a cop car parked in my driveway

Malecoda · Post by **Malecoda** » 2003-01-27 04:55pm

MKSheppard wrote:
HemlockGrey wrote:So is DarkStar's voice sorta itchy, raspy, with a twinge of madness about it?
Call him yourself man, I'm fucking DEAF!

I think this is the funniest thing I've ever seen here

Uraniun235 · Post by **Uraniun235** » 2003-01-27 07:28pm

His Divine Shadow wrote:
Uraniun235 wrote:Although I recognize that Sheppard's use of the relay system thingy is valid, I think I should point out that anyone else who might think to use it for shenanigans should think again.

somethingawful.co* nearly got nailed BIG TIME because some people on the forums started using the relay system to fuck with people. Lowtax avoided legal trouble, but a lot of people were banned from the forum that day. (although that thread was fucking hilarious to read)
Link? or any search terms? I hardly visit the SA forums anymore.

To the thread? I didn't save a link to that thread, sorry. It was a few months ago I think.

Search terms... probably "sprint relay system" or something like that.

To be more accurate, goons were calling each other with the relay system and generally messing with the operator... being as silly, obscene, and stupid as they could be. Although I do remember one goon who messed with this Korean(?) restaurant... god that one was hilarious.