Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap

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AC/DC references(HIGHWAY TO HELL FOREVER!) aside, what is the cheapest, most indignant, dirtiest thing you've ever done for cash?
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Probably taking some from my parents without them noticing. I'll probably do something worse before I get out of high school
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Shoplifted porn magazines from convenience stores and sold them to underage guys. I was underaged myself at that point. Made damn good money doing it, several hundred bucks goes a long way when you have no expenses.
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:shock: :shock: :shock:

Became a psychology experiment lab monkey for £10 per hour...
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Post by pellaeons_scion »

Wow Aerius, I thought I was the only one who did that :shock: Well, sucks to be poor, so had to make some cash somehow. Certainly not a highpoint in my life. Made a good trade in contraband at school though. Sold weapons (no guns), Porn, bubblegum(illegal at my school), videos...basically whatever I could get my hands on
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ate a table spoon of sambal olek. what i got was that i didnt have to get up for the next two beers i would have had had to get up for. (is that grammar correct?)

i lost 10 marks to a friend once who brushed his teeth with a toilette brush though.
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Tearing someone soul from there body
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Buying cigarettes and selling them to middle school students for a 50-100% profit . Of course I was also under age, but the local clerk thinks I'm in collage.
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