Homer Simpson vs. Ned Flanders

Yogi · Post by **Yogi** » 2003-02-01 12:05am

For some reason, you are injured in a car accident and close to death. Before you go, you'll need someone to take care of your children for you. However, a very BAD and sadistic comic joke leaves you with only two options. Homer Simpson and Ned Flanders.

So, which one is the lesser of two evils?

TrailerParkJawa · Post by **TrailerParkJawa** » 2003-02-01 12:11am

Ned wont strangle my children, but he is a bible thumper to the extreme. I dunno. I would lean towards Ned simply because he is a more responsible person.

ArmorPierce · Post by **ArmorPierce** » 2003-02-01 12:15am

I wouldn't want my kids to become everything I hate so I would have to give them to homie

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-02-01 12:17am

Homer. Children raised by Ned would be totally unable to deal with reality.

ben · Post by **ben** » 2003-02-01 12:30am

Yogi this is evil I have to choose either Homer, one of the most irresponsible person that I have ever seen or, Ned Flanders one of the great Fundie in cartoon history. But knowing how Ned's kids are I would have to choose Homer I would rather have my kids turnout like Bart or Lisa than Ned's kids.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-02-01 12:36am

Ned's a dork.

I go with Homer.

FireNexus · Post by **FireNexus** » 2003-02-01 12:41am

Homer: Bart and Lisa are screwed up, but they're street smart, and will probably turn out ok (if they ever age).

Rod and Todd have no chance of living normally. Ever. Plus, Homer has Marge to balance him out.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-02-01 12:43am

Homer for if anything else...actually while being a dumb parent at least isn't the complete shield of the universe that Ned is(and besides Homer is just stupid not nuts...which Ned has actually been shown to be)

ArmorPierce · Post by **ArmorPierce** » 2003-02-01 12:46am

You know that Rod and Todd will end up being taken advantage of throughout their whole life. I'd rather my kids know how to deal with the real world.

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2003-02-01 12:51am

Homer. Bart and Lisa are both a bit messed up but basically decent so I see no problem leaving them with Homer.

BlkbrryTheGreat · Post by **BlkbrryTheGreat** » 2003-02-01 01:13am

Homer's half assed under parenting would be alot less harmful them Ned's disgusting Fundamentalism.

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-02-01 01:16am

Homer may be many things, but in the end he always come through.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-02-01 01:26am

I would have to go with Ned, simply because my Uber intellegent child will be able to tear christianity to pieces, and leave Ned in a fetal possition on the floor, his entire belief structure shattered. And he will be able to do it, at 5 years old

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2003-02-01 01:29am

Alyrium Denryle wrote:I would have to go with Ned, simply because my Uber intellegent child will be able to tear christianity to pieces, and leave Ned in a fetal possition on the floor, his entire belief structure shattered. And he will be able to do it, at 5 years old

You do realize the Ned has been handed scientific proof that God doesn't exist and has ignored & suppressed it? No kid could crack Flanders.

Yogi · Post by **Yogi** » 2003-02-01 01:31am

It was even worse than your standard wall of ignorance. He looked it over, acknoledged that it was true, then burnt it.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-02-01 01:32am

Hell he's admitted to doing EVERYTHING the Bible tells him...as even he puts it the stuff that contradicts the other stuff.

All in all no wonder he's nuts.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-02-01 06:00pm

Flanders is nuts, and his kids will probably turn out abnormal. He has "exorcism tongs", a "home baptism kit", and "Shroud of Turin beach towels", for example.

Sonnenburg · Post by **Sonnenburg** » 2003-02-01 06:09pm

Well, Flanders' kids were never taken away by the county...

Robert Treder · Post by **Robert Treder** » 2003-02-01 06:25pm

Sonnenburg wrote:Well, Flanders' kids were never taken away by the county...

That was a misunderstanding. Bart and Lisa seem all right to me. Rod and Todd are total freaks. I go with Homer.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-02-01 07:22pm

Stormbringer wrote:
Alyrium Denryle wrote:I would have to go with Ned, simply because my Uber intellegent child will be able to tear christianity to pieces, and leave Ned in a fetal possition on the floor, his entire belief structure shattered. And he will be able to do it, at 5 years old
You do realize the Ned has been handed scientific proof that God doesn't exist and has ignored & suppressed it? No kid could crack Flanders.

My child will manage

Or at the very least turn ned into a sniveling pile of slime, when he/she deconverts Rod and Tod to atheism

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-02-01 08:26pm

I'd have to go with Homer. Over the past 14 years, he hasn't killed a baby, Maggie. And though incredibly stupid and at times violent, he does care about his kids, and from the examples we have of the kids in each environment, Bart, Lisa, and as far as I can tell, Maggie, are a hell of a lot more normal than Rod and Todd.

Besides, after they learn what is true in life, they can go beat up the Flanders' kids.

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-02-01 10:16pm

Any 'child' created by an IG-series will slaughter its parents within seconds of its 'birth'.

So, I'll go with Ned.

Ender · Post by **Ender** » 2003-02-01 10:50pm

We have seen the future: Homer's kids grow up to become a lawyer and President of the United States. They also literally get away with murder.

Ned's grow up to become furniture makers who still live with their dad.

Homer wins.

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2003-02-02 08:12am

Homer gets my kids and teachs them all those useful lessons I would be

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2003-02-02 10:36am

Homer may not be the sharpest tool in the shed but his heart is in the right place and he would do his best for the kids. Ned on the other hand would try and brainwash a philosophy to my children that is completely alien and evil to me. Plus Ned is a psycho

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