Fanboy's in trouble! (Feb 14th related)

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-02-04 10:25pm

Exonerate wrote:How old is your GF?
If she's like under 16, you might want to try a stuffed animal...

Well, if she's over 16, a stuffed animal isn't that bad of an idea, either.

Sr.mal · Post by **Sr.mal** » 2003-02-04 10:31pm

If she's the intellectual type write her a sonnet. If not do something creative like cook her some dinner. Just make sure it's not something lame like mac and cheese. What I did one year was I invited my friend girl over and cooked some fajitas made some quacamole and salsa from scratch. Nice candle lit dinner explain my feelings to her and she is now my GF. Though it might not get you laid like it did me.

"Bang my head upon the fault line. You better take enough for me to enter, if I do we both may disappear." Pushit by TOOL

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2003-02-04 10:59pm

You could give her End of Evangelion.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-02-04 11:01pm

I believe he wisheds to woo her...not either sicken or confuse her.

That and it would do nothing unless she has a great depth of Eva, anyways.

But yes...Chocolate, flowers...heck stufed animals are all cliched...but they are all good one as well.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-02-04 11:06pm

Don't get her stuff from an adult store, either.

Crotchless panties and gummy penises probably wouldn't go over so well, especially if you guys are still teenagers.

And yeah, unless she's a big Eva fan and understands it, EoE would not be good.

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2003-02-04 11:08pm

Confusion was sorta the idea.

Darth Fanboy · Post by **Darth Fanboy** » 2003-02-05 03:05am

Shes a month older than I am, we're bth 20. I finally just pussed out and asked her if she wanted anything....

guys pay attention, for a girl you like but you arent dating and don't plan on having a relationship like that with....

Dinner, not at a fancy frenchy restauraunt but at a fun place with tasty food. We'll be going to Champp's which is reknowned for its abundance of TVs, giant hanburgers, and its atmosphere is nice but not cheesy like TGIF

Shopping, Champp's is @ a shopping center so we're going to some stores, but i'm not supposed to buy anything. if you're a "guyfriend" you aren't supposed to buy a gift but etting a girl drag you into stores is more than satisfying.

I topped it off by composing a small speech, Icouldn't wait and I told her tonight because I couldn't wait.

I just wanted to let you know that whenever i'm around you it makes me forget all of the bad things going on in my life and I can actually be happy. If I could just feel a little bit of what we have every day for the rest of my life i'll be the happiest man in the world.

I actually kinda stuttered through that but I think it worked sorta...

At least i'm out of the fire and back in the frying pan where I started.

one last thing, I was told that if I was actually dating her I could do no wrong with diamonds....damn thats pricey!

Post by **Lagmonster** » 2003-02-05 08:42am

Darth Fanboy wrote:At least i'm out of the fire and back in the frying pan where I started.

Well...if...it worked, cool. My dating history has included both incredibly well-timed romantic escapades and unforgettable rendezvous, as well as seriously wince-worthy disasters and lame, highly regrettable moments. if you hit somewhere in the middle, you did okay.

Post by **Vympel** » 2003-02-05 09:19am

Whats a good Valentines Day gift for a girl who you aren't officially dating but you see almost every day and are very close to. Something that would get a good response but not seeming to serious or creepy?

This could backfire on you. Step carefully. Is she single?

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-02-05 09:25am

Vympel wrote:
Whats a good Valentines Day gift for a girl who you aren't officially dating but you see almost every day and are very close to. Something that would get a good response but not seeming to serious or creepy?
This could backfire on you. Step carefully. Is she single?

Buy her some paper or some shit like that.

Darth Fanboy · Post by **Darth Fanboy** » 2003-02-05 09:47am

Yea she's single and I just became completely unattatched a week or so ago myself so ya.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-02-05 10:00am

Okay, then, it's settled at paper.

Nothing says "I want you to have my babies." like some fucking paper.

Darth Fanboy · Post by **Darth Fanboy** » 2003-02-05 10:07am

Maybe at a university dorm where computer paper is worth a thousand times its weight in gold (something I don't miss).....

Its a lot easier to shop for women that have playstations.....

Alex Moon · Post by **Alex Moon** » 2003-02-05 10:11am

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Okay, then, it's settled at paper.

Nothing says "I want you to have my babies." like some fucking paper.

Especially if you write that on every page

salm · Post by **salm** » 2003-02-05 10:57am

Stormbringer wrote:
salm wrote:
Kelly Antilles wrote: underage... illegal substance (at least here in the states)
Just don't go there.
umh... what?
You're being really stupid in telling anyone to give the gift of chronic. It's illegal and she could well turn him in.

And Ein, date raping a woman (or in your case a man) with weed is a bad and criminal idea.

ah, another Euro/USA thing i guess.
this sounds rather ridiculous to me but of course the scenario is in the states and it might sound different there because of different laws.

anyway, since she´s a friend, i hope she wouldnt turn him in. if she did she wasnt friend but an asshole.

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-02-05 12:17pm

Darth Fanboy wrote:Yea she's single and I just became completely unattatched a week or so ago myself so ya.

Whoa, time out! She's your friend, right? Like, not someone you just met who you'd like to date, but an actual friend? If that's the case, you might want to be really careful saying all this sweet stuff and doing nice things for her only ONE WEEK after breaking up with someone else. It's entirely possible that she'll run away simply because she thinks you want her to be your rebound chick.

I only have limited information here, so I could be way off, but be very careful. One of the sure-fire things that turns me off is a guy who might be hanging around me just because he's lonely and misses his ex.