It appears that the Wal Mart executives or at the very least all their conservative customers are secret worshippers of Zardoz. All the talk about Jesus is just a smokescreen to fool the liberals. This a transcript from a secretly recorded hour of worship:Losonti Tokash wrote:Actually from what I recall you cannot buy explicit versions of albums there either. They're all edited.Zixinus wrote:Wow... I thought that the X-files writers (where I first saw this) were just exaggerating or using a plothole. And this is the same retail chain that views selling anything rated 18 as porn?
Zardoz: Zardoz speaks to you, His chosen ones.
Exterminators: We are the chosen ones!
Zardoz: You have been raised up from Brutality, to kill the Brutals who multiply, and are legion. To this end, Zardoz your God gave you the gift of the Gun. The Gun is good!
Exterminators: The Gun is good!
Zardoz: Penis is evil! The Penis shoots Seeds, and makes new Life to poison the Earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the Gun shoots Death and purifies the Earth of the filth of Brutals. Go forth, and kill! Zardoz has spoken.