Gee,The money here is pretty&other stuff i learned in Ca

[Col. Crackpot]

a few funny tidbits i learned through my visits to Canada.

• no matter how hot she looks in a flack vest, never flirt with the border guard.
• The Ontario Provincial Police is not amused by jokes refering to the Naughty by Nature song OPP.
• If you are drinking in a bar that happens to be in a country other than your own, and you decide to stand up and sing the national anthem of the aformentiond country, make sure you know ALL of the words
• When asking for change do not say: 'just give me a blue one and two purple ones'
• Molson XXX is not legal in the US for a damn good reason.