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my valentine's day

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had some surprises.

so, it's a friday, we go to school. I gave serious thought to staying home, I hadnt been able to find an available chick before v-day, and was not in the mood for the hundreds of couples making nice.

first couple of classes, study halls, pretty much. I finish some books, watch the many roses and chocolates being handed around, and it's all very sweet. moves along to gym class, where we are playing volleyball.

as we toss a ball around tween me, a chick, and another guy talk about singing valentines. it's a grand tradition at my high school to have a number of volunteers practicing singing, and go about in quartets singing at people - 3$ per song. the singers get to take a day off from school, put on costumes, and sing at people.

so the guy is saying how he'd wish he'd get one, and the chick hope he does. friendly comments. I am not expecting one- a friend of mine planned to get one for me, but ran out of money at the last one, and I am not aware of any crushes. so the door of the gym opens, and stoll in four really quite beautiful femmes. in the sexy nurse outfits, white high heels and lacy tights, short skirt and coat, red bra, stethescopes around the neck and popsicle sticks tied to the thigh. deep red lipstick and good makeup - all in all, awesome beauties.

needless to say, every male in the gym orients on them.

I figure my odds are one in a hundred of getting the valentine, lots of guys here who I assume have gfs. so they ask for Jeremy, and Im rather startled - it's my first name. then I become shocked, when they say my last name as well. so I walk over to them, faint smile - they do the doctor routine, make me say 'ah' check my pulse, then they basically just start curling all over me. while singing 'so happy together' they are rubbing against me, putting my arms around them, and getting into a bit of a fight over me. it's basically one big cuddlefest, and I think every other guy in the room was jealous. those chickas were soo soft. . .

a very fun time. 8) :lol: :lol:
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HOLY SHIT! :shock: :shock:
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-grins- I love my school. the other quartet was nice too - cop caps, handcuffs, white blouse, and tight leather pants that didnt reach their thighs.
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Sounds like a most excellent day....to quote bart...
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Post by Enforcer Talen »

I have been. hehe.

amazing what that does for the ego . . .
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*Grumble* You get hot chicks hanging off of you, and I get a broken foot. OK, it's probably not broken, but I'm having trouble walking on it. I went to my good ol' Tae Kwon Do class. We were practicing breaking boards and reverse jump kicks. Boards, no sweat. I'm top of the class with hand strikes. Jump kicks, I landed wrong off the first one and landed on the outside of my foot. I could HEAR the bones grinding against each other. Like I said, probably not broken, but I'm hoping it feels better in a few days, since I'm so drug intolerant I can't take painkillers except for Sunday afternoons (I can't afford to be knocked out any other time). Oh, well, that's part of learning self-defense is dealing with pain.
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