The legendary "Women's Issues"

[Grand Admiral Thrawn]

A boy is a young man. A man is a male homo-sapien. Therefore, Chiss don't count. HA!

[Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi]

Let me guess: The SoS forums are where the women post pictures of themselves, so they don't have to it in A&P where they'll be hounded by all of the horny males.

[aerius]

Let me guess: The SoS forums are where the women post pictures of themselves, so they don't have to it in A&P where they'll be hounded by all of the horny males.

Actually it's a forum where the females discuss things such as aa
*gets beaten up by my GF*

[Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi]

Let me guess: The SoS forums are where the women post pictures of themselves, so they don't have to it in A&P where they'll be hounded by all of the horny males.

Actually it's a forum where the females discuss things such as aa
*gets beaten up by my GF*

What the hell is "aa"? Or were you going ot say something else before you got beaten up?

[XaLEv]

And XaLEv, are you just curious about it, or are you pissed off that you can't be included? Just so you know, the girlie forum was my idea, so if you have a problem with it, let me know. Other than that, tell me what you want to know and (generally) I'll fill you in.

This has nothing to do with your forum in specific. The only connection to it is that the latest example I've seen of this "There be dragons!" shit referenced it.

And I can't tell you what I want to know because I don't know what it is yet. That's the whole point of this thread.

[Kelly Antilles]

*stands in doorway, hands on hips, foot tapping, clears throat*

Ok... wtf is going on? Do you boys have a problem? Can't we have just one thing of our own? You guys have your own private forums.

[Kelly Antilles]

OK, XaLEv, you want to know what we talk about? Is that it?

[Zaia]

Smi: You've never heard of A.A. before?

aerius & jmac: I like the switch.

XaLEv: Ahhhhh. I see. Well, we can't really tell you much about it, but we can tell you some things. You have to at least try to figure out what it is, though, before I'll give you info. You have to work for it, baby.

[Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi]

Smi: You've never heard of A.A. before?

Is it Alcoholics Ananymous? I don't think anyone in SoS drinks excesively. That can't be it.

American Airlines? I don't like the service on thier flights, and why would anyone want ot talke about that? That can' be it either.

[J]

aerius & jmac: I like the switch.

Thanks, my BF stole my avatar one morning so I stole his, I think I'm gonna like this one.

XaLEv: Ahhhhh. I see. Well, we can't really tell you much about it, but we can tell you some things. You have to at least try to figure out what it is, though, before I'll give you info. You have to work for it, baby.

Like she says, it's a female thing, and if you have to ask you won't understand. But if you really want to know there's this really good doctor in my city who could do a sex change operation for you complete with all the works.

[Raptor 597]

A boy is a young man. A man is a male homo-sapien. Therefore, Chiss don't count. HA!

Shut up you drunk Canadian Chiss Wannabe. Now go play some damn ice hockey and make a living off the fur trade.

[Typhonis 1]

Let the women folk have there forum they have a right to provacy the same as we do.

[beyond hope]

Having worked at several businesses where I was one of the very few employees who had a Y chromosome, believe me guys when I say that ignorance is bliss. Some of the mysteries of the opposite sex are best left as mysteries.

[LT.Hit-Man]

[quote="XaLEv"]All over the place, I see people talking about how there are things women talk about that will do things to a male mind worthy of Great Cthulhu himself, most recently in the Gay Forum thread by Bean:


Ya right as if that would scare me

[quote]And the Women's only board which I don't know the name of as its COMPLETLY private, Only the Ladies and Lord Wong can access it but even he does not, as there are several topics which women can talk frankly about but cause even the most jaded of men to scream incorenitly and claw out their eyes

You have got to be bull shitting me men talk about some shi that would make a woman drop dead of heart failuer

Normally I would dismiss this as bullshit, but I have seen it so much, from so many different people, that I am forced to conclude that there is at least something to it. As such, I challenge all the females of the board, and any males who have survived exposure to this obviously quite horrible experience, to share these topics with me in explicit detail.

This I myself would like to see

Some would say that I'm being a masochist. Indeed I am. However, I would point out that I'm new to this, as in order to enjoy a 'bad' experience, one must have a 'bad' experience. I have been disappointed quite often when it comes to things like this, expecting it to be soo bad due to peoples' reactions, then thinking to myself "Pussies" afterwards.


Good bad I'm the most evil one of all so nothing phases me any longer

So there it is. Anyone who accepts and manages to successfully perturb me will officially be my hero.

I'll keep that in mind

[Johonebesus]

All over the place, I see people talking about how there are things women talk about that will do things to a male mind worthy of Great Cthulhu himself, ... [so what's it all about?]

I think the horrific woman talk that many men fear is mainly about feminine hygiene. Most people don't really like to hear about fungal infections and bleeding and foul odors and the like, and a lot of men probably don't want to think about how nasty the vagina can be. I have a strong stomach. I can eat just fine while watching a slasher flick or seeing a piece of roadkill pop, but listening to talk about feminine hygiene makes me glad I am doubly blest.

Of course, there's also man-bashing, and emotional drivel, and never-ending gabbing, and possibly other stuff that, when all put together, could reduce the average man to tears, of frustration if nothing else.

[LT.Hit-Man]

*stands in doorway, hands on hips, foot tapping, clears throat*

Ok... wtf is going on? Do you boys have a problem? Can't we have just one thing of our own? You guys have your own private forums.

*Looks over at Kel and the rest of the ladies in SD.net*

You know this whole gender bender everyone seems to be going though is almost funny as for the ladies having there own private forum if they want it fine and as for us gentelmen having our own private forum I have not see it listed on SD net so why make a big deal about this after all man or woman we're all human.

[XaLEv]

OK, XaLEv, you want to know what we talk about? Is that it?

You mean in Sos:NBA? No, I don't care about what goes on there. I mean exactly what I have said already, and only that.

XaLEv: Ahhhhh. I see. Well, we can't really tell you much about it, but we can tell you some things. You have to at least try to figure out what it is, though, before I'll give you info. You have to work for it, baby.

My best guess would be such things as menstruation and hygiene. Of course, I've always tended to think that there is something more to it that isn't obvious, due to the extreme reactions some people have when talking about "That stuff" (since they never say anything about what it actually is, hence this thread), but now it is becoming apparent that it's just me underestimating the superiority of my stomach's moorings relative to those around me.

Like she says, it's a female thing, and if you have to ask you won't understand.

Forgive my lack of telepathy. You can leave my thread now.

[Coyote]

*stands in doorway, hands on hips, foot tapping, clears throat*

Ok... wtf is going on? Do you boys have a problem?...

Who iss dis, "Comrade XaLev?" Ve has no "Comrade XaLev here, there has nefer been anybody here by dis name, you must be mistaken.

Can't we have just one thing of our own? You guys have your own private forums.

Surely you don't mean the Mess? Open to any current or former veteran of any military force; anywhere. Female soldiers would be in, if they came here. If any of you have any such experience, let me or Rob know and you're in.

And Comrade XaLev (who, of course, officially does not exist), women have so many other things to talk about than body skank. They may well be talking about the rest of us in a candid manner, free of any interference. Comforted? I guarantee they're talking about you, now...

[InnerBrat]

Preferences; techniques; stamina; girth; equipment; toys; protection; hygiene; flow strength; flow time; support and comfort over looks; pubic hair removal; and yes, if our EMOTIONS!

[Biddybot]

Hey, Coyote, what's this? 'Female soldiers...'? Navy and air force gals not good enough for you or something?

[Mark S]

Preferences; techniques; stamina; girth; equipment; toys; protection; hygiene; flow strength; flow time; support and comfort over looks; pubic hair removal; and yes, if our EMOTIONS!

Emotions?! Gaaa!!! Me eyes! The goggles, they do nussing!

[Kelly Antilles]

Ok, so you really want to know what the SoS:NBA is.

It is a place for we females to discuss things you boys would not want us discussing here in the OT forum. The moment one of us complains, you all tend to go off the deep end on us. That's why we have the forum. We can complain to like minded people.

[aerius]

These "issues" you speak of, you really don't want to know about them if you don't have to, it's awful, and it's scarred me for life. One moment I was chilling with some girls at a movie, the next thing I know I have a 3 hour memory gap from the trauma inflicted by the discussion of these women's issues. I was in therapy for years in an attempt to resolve my post traumatic stress disorder and to find out what the issues were that caused it, and to this day I still don't know what the girls talked about that caused me so much pain and suffering. It's horrible, and I hope that you never have to go through anything like it.

[The Yosemite Bear]

Its called Society of Sisters No Boys allowed .And as for the mind blowing stuff EHH can`t be any worse than what thy show on Sex and the City

Hay, can I join? It says no BoyS plural. That means they can have one!

They already have one (Lord Wong)

[haas mark]

I lived with my mother. Woohoo.. my best friends are/were girls.. double woohoo.. Hang out with faghags.. it's not *that* bad. Trust me, I hear *everything* from some of them.