Some random newbie jerk...

jegs2 · Post by **jegs2** » 2003-02-16 01:56pm

Welcome letter to new personnel follows:

Department of the Imperial Army
Imperial Detachment N4318T
Coruscant

MEMORANDUM FOR RECORD
Subject: Welcome

Newbie:

Welcome to StarDestroyer.net. You have volunteered service within the Galactic Empire, and your conduct on this board will be IAW standards set forth by the moderators and owner of said board. Breach of those terms will result in your immediate arrest, interrogation, and subsequent execution. Let me take this opportunity to welcome you to Imperial service.

Serve the Empire!

GREY SIX
CPT, IMI
Commanding

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-02-16 01:57pm

Lurkers aren't as fun as the other newbs. They know they're going to get poked. But, who cares!

*poke*

Anyway, enjoy your stay here.

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2003-02-16 02:25pm

Welcome to SD.net. Please enjoy your stay and refrain from pissing the mods off.

Oh, and surrender your porn to us. Immediately.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-02-16 02:27pm

Greetiings and salutations

I don't bite (that's Coyote & Verrillon's job)

Cap'n Hector · Post by **Cap'n Hector** » 2003-02-16 03:27pm

The Great Unbearded One wrote:Very good intro. I liked it, it was different!

Thanks...I figured that since all newbies are jerks I'd admit it up front and get it over with. That way I can stop being a jerk sooner.

And I'm currently a UNIX newbie. Anyone know sendmail?

RogueIce wrote:
Cap'n Hector wrote: I run a porn server. Don't ask where.
This is SDNet. You have to tell us, sooner or later.

It's commerical. If you want in, e-mail me and we'll discuss it. But the discussion will involve PayPal.

Kelly Antilles wrote:Wow, what a very different introduction. At least you didn't start an immediate flamewar. Welcome to SD.net.

Thanks, Kelly. I try not to start flame wars without a good reason...they can be nice when it's cold out.

Dalton wrote:I like your website, kid!

Thanks. One of these days I'll get better content on it, and make sure all the links are working. I wish Amazon would do a better 404 thing...

Cal Wright · Post by **Cal Wright** » 2003-02-16 06:18pm

All hands!!! Brace for...

*poke*