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Exonerate wrote:Just found this log I kept... It was before I joined SD.net, and just recently rediscovered this...
Fundie Spammer wrote: <Snips Fundie bullshit>
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5 megaton suitcase nukes... Oh no, no exaggeration there :roll:

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Fundie Spammer wrote:... A COMPUTER CHIP MANUFACTURER, HAS MASS PRODUCED MILLIONS AND ACTUALLY IMPLANTED A FEW PERSONAL RECOGNITION/TRACKING CHIPS (A.K.A THE MARK OF THE BEAST) INTO LUKIMIA AND OTHER MEDICAL PATIENTS TO TRACK THEIR WAREABOUTS. THEY CAN STORE ALL YOUR PERSONNAL INFORMATION ON THIS CHIP, USE IT AS A CREDIT CARD , AND MONITOR WHAT YOU BUY OR SELL. NOT TO MENTION THAT THE CHIP (WHICH THEY WOULD PLACE IN YOUR HAND, OR FOREHEAD, IN THE VERY NEAR FUTURE)
CAN BE TRACKED TO OVER 200 FEET UNDER THE EARTH'S SURFACE.
How does getting a tracking chip equate with selling your soul to the devil? Oh thats right. There are a few parallels with scripture, so it MUST be the prophecy comming true. :roll: Is the fundie god really that petty?
HOWEVER- THOSE WHO REFUSE TO RECEIVE THE MARK OF THE BEAST, AND PROFESS THE LORD JESUS CHRIST AS THEIR SAVIOUR, WOULD NOT BE ABLE BUY OR SELL; AND WILL PROBABLY BE BEHEADED AND/OR SKINNED ALIVE, AND SACRIFICE WITH THEIR OWN BLOOD.
Funny. I don't see anyone threatening anyone about this computer chip....except the fundies. :P
THE POINT HERE IS VERY SIMPLE, WHEN JESUS, OUR LORD AND SAVIOR COMES, HE WILL TAKE HIS BRIDE TO HEAVEN WITH HIM AND THE HOLY SPIRIT(UNTIL THAT WHICH RESTRAINS IS TAKEN AWAY - THIS WORLD WILL BECOME AN INSTANT NIGHTMARE) , AT PRECISELY THE SAME TIME THE NUKES START THEIR DESCENT TO EARTH. MOST LIKELY TOWARDS THE UNITED STATES COASTLINE FROM RUSSIAN SUBMARINES.
And Jesus won't take anyone who has a computer chip on him? :roll:
**NOTE** THE LAWS OF THERMODYNAMICS DISPROVE THE THEORY OF EVOLUTION. EVERYTHING GOES FROM A STATE OF ORDER TO A STATE OF DISORDER, AND TO BELIEVE EVOLUTION YOU HAVE TO DENY REALITY. THERMODYNAMICS ARE THE BASIC PRINCIPLES OF PHYSICAL LAWS, THE BREAKINGS AND BUILDINGS OF MOLECULAR STRUCTURES.
Nothing in the fundie world ever changes, does it.
LOOK AT AT THE BIG BANG, WHAT DID THE BIG BANG EVOLVE FROM ? NOTHING, RIGHT. IT DIDN'T EVOLVE, IT JUST HAPPENED, AND THAT'S THE FOUNDING THEORY OF EVOLUTION, A HYPOCRACY.
Do fundies actually think the universe is alive? If only I had a nickle for everytime they've repeated this worn out argument.
THE TRUTH IS THAT SOMEONE (GOD), LOVED US ENOUGH TO CREATE US OUT OF NOTHING.
1) Amazing. Right after spouting (butchered) thermodynamics, he ignores its first law.
2) How can God love something that doesn't exist yet?
THE SMALLEST LIVING ORGANISISM IS 1 CELL, THE NEXT LARGEST SIZE IS 49 CELLS (BOTH HAVE AN EXTREMELY COMPLEX DNA STRUCTURE, 7X7 A MULTIPLE OF PRIME NUMBERS, NOT AN EVOLUTIONATY "ONE SPLITS INTO TWO" SYSTEM).
1) Actually pneumococcus (the bacteria that causes pneumonia) exists in a two cell state. But of course this is a creationist and we can't expect much knowledge from them now, can we.
2) Are they really this dense? High schoolers know all about Mitosis (one cell splitting into two) yet this imbecile apparently doesn't.
THE LATEST RESEARCH IN MOLECULAR PHYSICS HAS COME TO THE CONCLUSION THAT 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 (APPROXIMATLY 10 TO THE 34th POWER) JEWLS (POWER UNIT) NEEDS TO BE INPUTED INTO THE WHOLE UNVERSE EVERY SECOND TO KEEP IT FROM FALLING COMPLETELY APART. THEY DON'T KNOW WHERE THIS ENERGY COME S FROM BUT (--- THIS IS ENOUGH ENERGY TO LIGHT
NEW YORK CITY FOR 200 YEARS --)
Would it kill these people to name a source for their claims? Actually it would kill their claims.

side note: jewls? a "power unit? *snicker* Ladies and gentleman: a creationist on Star Trek.
THIS IS PART OF THE WILL OF GOD- PLAIN AND SIMPLE-. THE WORD SAYS IF HE WOULD TAKE HIS EYES OFF THIS WORLD FOR A SECOND , IT WOULD BE GONE.
Then why did he need to flood the Earth to kill everyone? Why did he need the Israelites to butcher everyone in palestine? All this wouldn't be necessary if God could simply kill them with a thought.
IF THE WORLD WAS CREATED IN A "BANG" HOW MUCH FASTER CAN IN BE DESTROYED.
Anyone here consider a few billion years a "bang"?
THE LEVIATHAN, WHAT CAN IT BE, BUT A NUCLEAR SUBMARINE !!! IF YOU LOOK AT SUBMARINE AS IT'S ABOUT TO LAUNCH, YOU CAN SEE THE LAUNCH HATCHES OPPENING UP (EYELIDS); SNEEZING FLASH FORTH LIGHT- IS A LAUNCH, MISSILES BEING LAUNCHED (FLASH/LIGHT). SAME WITH MOUTH/BURNING TORCHES; MISSLES.
Proof that the only thing fundies ever study is creative writing. I also think he has the Missle tubes confused with torpedo tubes (a flowery description of front opening torp tubes might be described as "eyes" or a "mouth" but not the top opening missle hatches.)
NOT TO MENTION THAT A NUCLEAR HAND GRANADE IS VERY EASY TO MAKE WITH TODAY'S TECHNOLOGICAL ADVANCES.
Insert your own remarks about the stupidity of this statement.
WARS AND RUMORS OF WAR (NUCLEAR) ALL OVER THE NEWS, GETTING KIND CRAZY OUT THERE; DIDN'T JESUS SAY THIS ?
Considering the fact that there have been "wars and rumors of war" throughout human history, this prophecy isn't the startling revelation the fundies want it to be.
... OVER 179 BASE CLOSURES IN THE U.S., WITH BARBED WIRE TURNED AROUND TO KEEP PEOPLE FROM GETTING OUT INSTEAD OF KEEPING PEOPLE FROM GETTING IN !!! RAILROAD TRACKS LEADING INTO REFURBISHED GAS CHAMBER BUILDINGS OUTSIDE THE AMERICAN EAST COAST CITIES, MARKED WITH RED AND BLUE DOCKING ZONES (CONCENTRATION STYLE CAMPS)
Tee hee hee.
So, Do good people go to Heaven? Yes, of course, that is if there were any people good enough. "THERE IS NONE RIGHTEOUS, NO, NOT ONE...", We all fall far short of the Heavenly Father's holy rightousness.
So let me see if I got this straight.

1) God loved us so much before we even existed that he created us out of "nothing" buuuuuttt...
2) None of us are good enough for God, even though he creates us the way we are.

Oh, thats right. The whole "eating the forbidden fruit in the garden thing." We all fall short because of what two people supposedly did 6000 years ago.
Do good people go to heaven? BAD QUESTION, THERE ARE NO GOOD PEOPLE.
IOW, a person who only tells one little lie in their entire life is just as bad as Hitler. :roll:
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Failure to do so will result in severe bad luck for seven years and eternal damnation in hell. :evil:
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... IRAN WAS GIVEN TWO NUCLEAR WORM DRIVE (Hunt for THE Red
October) SUBMARINES IN THE YEAR 200 (FULLY LOADED WITH THE LATEST
MISSLE TECHNOLOGY AVAILABLE AT THAT TIME) READ JOB 40 AND 41. "KING OF
THE CHILDREN OF PRIDE".
They had subs in the year 200? How did we ever catch up and surpass the Russians? :rol:
... THE RUSSIAN PROVINCE OF GEORGIA SOLD 119 FIVE MEGATON
NUCLEAR SUITCASES TO WHOEVEVER HAD MONEY IN 1999 (ARAFAT HAS 2 OF THEM) DON'T KNOW WHERE THE OTHER 117 ARE AT PRESENT... MAKES YOU WONDER I HOPE
Why has'nt anyone used any of these suitecase nukes if they have them? Oh yeah, they are waiting for the end right?
.. IN 1995, SOMEONE DROVE INTO A TEXAS ARMORY AND CARRIED AWAY
65 NUCLEAR SUITCASE BOMBS - NO ONE SAW ANYTHING -CAN BE SET OFF LIKE AN ALARM CLOCK OR BY A REMOTE SIGNAL FROM A SATELITE TRANSMITTER (I.E. 65 CITIES GO UP IN A MUSHROOM CLOUD WITH A PRESS OF A BUTTON ) HOPE YOUR NOT IN ONE OF THEM.
Did they steal the prefix codes to the satellites too?

... THERE IS THREE ACTVE RUSSIAN MILITARY BASES IN CALIFORNIA
ALONE. HOLOMAN AIRFORCE BASE IN NEW MEXICO IS GERMAN LUFTWAFFE
CONTROLED ( JUST FEW DAYS AGO CNN REPORTED LUFTWAFFE FIGHTER JET
CRASHING IN THE DESERT OUTSIDE HOLOMAN AIRFORCE BASE).(RUSSIAN BASE IN FLORIDA (FULLY EQUIPPED AND READY TO GO)) GO FOR WHAT ??? ALL THESE ARE UNDER U.N. CONTROL.
:roll:

Really? There are Russian bases in Califronia? Where? Its a big state, but if one is a couple of hours away Id like to drive over and check it out?

I saw a Luftwaffe Tornado land at Moffet Field last year. I suppose bet they are hiding a squadron of them in the blimp hangar. I know because Im part of the conspiracy. Have'nt you seen my avatar! Muwahahahaha.
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I hearby decree that they be cast into the pit of dispair so that we may smite them with that which is the most holy.




THE HOLY HAND GRENADE! :P
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Vertigo1 wrote:I hearby decree that they be cast into the pit of dispair so that we may smite them with that which is the most holy.




THE HOLY HAND GRENADE! :P
Consult the book of armourments!

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itworks against monkies and breakfast cereals. . . which category are fundies in?
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Standard conspiracy theory drivel anyway, although I liked the "Leviathan = nuclear submarine."

I wonder when H.P. Lovecraft fans are going shoehorn The Great Old Ones, the Necronomicon and the rest of the Cthulhu Mythos into all this Conspiracy Theory Mythology??

Hehe.... "Esoteric New World Order of Dagon???"
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Luftwaffe-controlled bases in California? What the hell was that guy smoking?
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