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Cal Wright · Post by **Cal Wright** » 2003-02-24 02:50am

'Question this.'

::Cal pulls out a standard Blastech DL-44 pistol from his hip.::
::Cal targets Tycho with a standard Blastech DL-44 at Tycho's temple::
::Cal squeezes the trigger of his standard Blastech DL-44 sending one scarlet kill bolt directly into Tycho's cranium::
::Cal puts away the standard Blastech DL-44 blaster as the smoking corpse of Tycho falls to the ground.::

Put that *poke* away, your going to get us all killed.

I'll need to see everyone's *poke* license and registration please.

Captain tycho · Post by **Captain tycho** » 2003-02-24 02:52am

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
Captain tycho wrote:POKE, cleanse this false-worshiper from the Earth, and strike down his unworthy copy of yourself.
Do not anger POKE.
*squints eyes* So, you think you're a tough guy huh? We'll see abotu that.

*Unholsters RPP-Rcoket Propelled Poke, arms it, braces over shoulder, and triangulates Tycho's position* Here it comes...

*Launches the POKE at speeds in excess of c, blazing a trail to to Tycho with unbridled fury. It crahses into him into a wall of trans-dimesional energy that consumes evrything around him until the entire plane of existence descends into utter chaos, upon which the universe collapses in on itself ERASING EXISTANCE AS WE KNOW IT*

POKE is BEYOND EXISTENCE. POKE IS POKE. HE IS NEITHER EXISTING NOR UN-EXISTING.
HE IS ALL. YOUR REALITY IS BUT A PAWN ON HIS CHESSBOARD. EVEN OMIPOTENT BEINGS TREMBLE BEFORE THE MENTION OF POKE. AND DO I NEED TO KEEP SAYING THAT POKE IS IMMUNE TO ANYTHING AND CAN DO ANYTHING? HAIL POKE, MASTER of AL! JIHAD! JIHAD!

Captain tycho · Post by **Captain tycho** » 2003-02-24 02:54am

DG_Cal_Wright wrote:'Question this.'

::Cal pulls out a standard Blastech DL-44 pistol from his hip.::
::Cal targets Tycho with a standard Blastech DL-44 at Tycho's temple::
::Cal squeezes the trigger of his standard Blastech DL-44 sending one scarlet kill bolt directly into Tycho's cranium::
::Cal puts away the standard Blastech DL-44 blaster as the smoking corpse of Tycho falls to the ground.::

Put that *poke* away, your going to get us all killed.

I'll need to see everyone's *poke* license and registration please.

Tycho summons the power of POKE to deflect the bolt with utter ease. POKE laughs at the puny mortal. In fact, POKE laughs at Q's. POKE laughs at reality-spanning empires. POKE can destroy it all and recreate it all in an instant. Not even anti-POKE weapons may harm POKE.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-02-24 03:00am

<<DANGER!! EXCESSIVE TGOD OVERLOAD!!!>>
<<CRITICAL SPAM BREACHES ON ALL DECKS!!>>
<<REACTOR CORE BREACH IMMINENT!!>>

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-02-24 03:04am

So POKE is everything huh? Fine then. *tosses RPP aside* then its time the POKE reaches a level beyond POKE. It is everywhere and nowhere. It is unattainable, yet you have it in your very hand. IT IS MORE POWERFUL THAN ANY POKE EVER!!!

And here it comes....

*DGG places his feet firmly onto the battle-ravaged ground. He stares with determination at Tycho, that fiend! He focuses his mind on all that is and has never been nor will be. He focuses on that beyond POKE. And then time stops. Things seem to move at light speed next. the gods themselves cry in terror as an awesome blade of energy cuts through the air like a scythe at speeds unmeasuable to EVEN POKE.....Is this POKE beyond POKE? It crashes into Tycho and the void of nothing and evrything bends around him, the space between existence and non-existence is cut, and all creation trembles before the unchecked fury of the BEYOND POKE!!!*

*The brilliant flash of light dims. There is only everything, but nothing.*

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Captain tycho · Post by **Captain tycho** » 2003-02-24 03:08am

Einy, I am the Holy Messenger of POKE. It is my duty to respond to every single post insulting POKE, and then giving the insulter the POKE Smackdown (much lke the Imperial SmackDown, only about a million times stronger and more painful.) Actually, it's POKE who does the SmackDown.

"And thus POKE said 'Lest any mortal being silence thy Prophet, thy Prophet will be arisen again, and thee mortal shall have his ass whooped so bad it won't even be funny.'
--The Book of POKE, Notes on the Prophet of POKE, verse 11:23.

Captain tycho · Post by **Captain tycho** » 2003-02-24 03:11am

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:So POKE is everything huh? Fine then. *tosses RPP aside* then its time the POKE reaches a level beyond POKE. It is everywhere and nowhere. It is unattainable, yet you have it in your very hand. IT IS MORE POWERFUL THAN ANY POKE EVER!!!

And here it comes....

*DGG places his feet firmly onto the battle-ravaged ground. He stares with determination at Tycho, that fiend! He focuses his mind on all that is and has never been nor will be. He focuses on that beyond POKE. And then time stops. Things seem to move at light speed next. the gods themselves cry in terror as an awesome blade of energy cuts through the air like a scythe at speeds unmeasuable to EVEN POKE.....Is this POKE beyond POKE? It crashes into Tycho and the void of nothing and evrything bends around him, the space between existence and non-existence is cut, and all creation trembles before the unchecked fury of the BEYOND POKE!!!*

*The brilliant flash of light dims. There is only everything, but nothing.*

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POKE IS BEYOND EVEN HIMSELF. POKE HAS INFINITE LAYERS, THEREFORE EVEN IF POKE WERE KILLED, POKE WOULD CALL UP OnE OF HIS OTHER POKES. IN THIS WAY, POKE CAN BE KILLED FOREVER BUT NOT DESTROYED, IF ANYONE COULD KILL POKE IN THE FIRST PLACE, WHICH THEY CANNOT. POKE IS POKE. NO OTHER BEING CANNOT EVEN BEGIN TO IMAGINE POKE. SO STOP WASTING YOUR TIME AND QUIT WANKING.

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-02-24 03:13am

There can't be more than one POKE you liar face! How can it be existance and non-existance if theres more than one?

Regardless*kicks Tycho in the shin* I'm outta here.

Captain tycho · Post by **Captain tycho** » 2003-02-24 03:14am

BESIDES, POKE WOULD NOT ALLOW ANYONE WITH EVEN A CHANCE AT HARMING HIM INTO EXISTENCE, BECAUSE POKE CREATED EVERYTHING. POKE CAREFULLY CONTROLS THE POPULATION OF HIS MANY REALITIES. HE LET'S OTHER OMIPOTENT'S EXIST BECAUSE HE KNOWS THAT EVEN IF THEY COMBINED TOGETHER THEY COULD NOT EVEN COMPREHND POKES POWER. THE THOUGH ALONE OF POKE WOULD KILL ANYTHING.

Captain tycho · Post by **Captain tycho** » 2003-02-24 03:17am

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:There can't be more than one POKE you liar face! How can it be existance and non-existance if theres more than one?

Regardless*kicks Tycho in the shin* I'm outta here.

POKE IS MANY THINGS INFIDEL. NOTHING IN THIS REALITY CAN COMPREHEND HIM. HE IS SIMPLY POKE. HE HAS ALREADY BEGUN SLOWLY TWISTING YOUR MIND, AND SOON YOU WILL UNDERSTAND, BUT WHEN YOU UNDERSTAND HIM AT LAST, YOU WILL DIEM, BECAUSE OF THE WILLPOWER IT TAKES TO UNDERSTAND POKE IS FATAL TO ANYTHING. SO YOU CANNOT EVEN BEGIN TO IMAGINE EVEN THINKING OF THE TINIEST BIT OF THOUHGT THINKING OF POKE. SO THERE.