I taught my guninea pig a trick!

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I taught my guninea pig a trick!

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I got it to stand up on its hind legs whenever I offer it a treat!

Now, I am one step closer to establishing my rule as Guinea Pig King of the universe! All Guinea Pigs will do my bidding! Waaahahahahahahaaaahahaaa!
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Superman wrote:I got it to stand up on its hind legs whenever I offer it a treat!

Now, I am one step closer to establishing my rule as Guinea Pig King of the universe! All Guinea Pigs will do my bidding! Waaahahahahahahaaaahahaaa!
FYI, my ex-Guinea Pig learned how to unlock her cage door.

Beat that. :D
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Shit...
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Heehee.
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Pcm979 wrote:
Superman wrote:I got it to stand up on its hind legs whenever I offer it a treat!

Now, I am one step closer to establishing my rule as Guinea Pig King of the universe! All Guinea Pigs will do my bidding! Waaahahahahahahaaaahahaaa!
FYI, my ex-Guinea Pig learned how to unlock her cage door.

Beat that. :D
A horse I worked with once could do that. My gerbils could do that.
Hell, my snakes can do that. My sister's tarantula could do that.
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That's true. I once had a snake that open it's cage door and escape.
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Pcm979 wrote:
Superman wrote:I got it to stand up on its hind legs whenever I offer it a treat!

Now, I am one step closer to establishing my rule as Guinea Pig King of the universe! All Guinea Pigs will do my bidding! Waaahahahahahahaaaahahaaa!
FYI, my ex-Guinea Pig learned how to unlock her cage door.

Beat that. :D

My guinea pig taught me to feed it carrots and other stuff whenever it squeeled loudly. :)
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innerbrat wrote:
Pcm979 wrote:
Superman wrote:I got it to stand up on its hind legs whenever I offer it a treat!

Now, I am one step closer to establishing my rule as Guinea Pig King of the universe! All Guinea Pigs will do my bidding! Waaahahahahahahaaaahahaaa!
FYI, my ex-Guinea Pig learned how to unlock her cage door.

Beat that. :D
A horse I worked with once could do that. My gerbils could do that.
Hell, my snakes can do that. My sister's tarantula could do that.
But they're not Guinea Pigs, are they? :D
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Pcm979 wrote:
Superman wrote:I got it to stand up on its hind legs whenever I offer it a treat!

Now, I am one step closer to establishing my rule as Guinea Pig King of the universe! All Guinea Pigs will do my bidding! Waaahahahahahahaaaahahaaa!
FYI, my ex-Guinea Pig learned how to unlock her cage door.

Beat that. :D
Well mine learnt how to ride my cat through the house. Seriously.
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Pcm979 wrote:
Superman wrote:I got it to stand up on its hind legs whenever I offer it a treat!

Now, I am one step closer to establishing my rule as Guinea Pig King of the universe! All Guinea Pigs will do my bidding! Waaahahahahahahaaaahahaaa!
FYI, my ex-Guinea Pig learned how to unlock her cage door.

Beat that. :D
One of our local pet shops had a minah bird that could not only unlock its own door, but the doors of all the other birds in the place as well. It was doing it to get in and get the food in their cages. The owner would come in every morning and see all the birds flying loose (except the wing-clipped ones, and their cage doors were still open). He finally borrowed a video camera and caught the miscreant bird on tape. After that he padlocked its cage at night.
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See above.
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By comparison to the animals in this thread, my dogs are downright retarded. Hell, they can barely shit outside and not step in it.

But I still love 'em! :mrgreen:
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ROFL!!!!
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