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Kolinar Romanov
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Sea Skimmer wrote:
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Sea Skimmer wrote: I'll power up the orbital laser cannons to kill them off once the commies are taken care off. It would be a crime against all sentience to leave the world infested with, them..
Sorry, comrade, but we already left da Earth. Got other planets to live on, yes ? Besides, we dun infest ! We commune !

And forget trying to bombad us: I got big tummy and force, yes ! Big, big laser.... theiwng ! Deflected ! :lol:
Good. You see the laser is actually a target designator for my intergalactic missile launcher. If you deflected it, then the missile should home right in.
Misile also defelcted ! Fat is good, yes ? :lol:
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No, thats just the standoff fuzeing.

*Billion megaton warhead exploded, vaping the over weight commie rat*
"This cult of special forces is as sensible as to form a Royal Corps of Tree Climbers and say that no soldier who does not wear its green hat with a bunch of oak leaves stuck in it should be expected to climb a tree"
— Field Marshal William Slim 1956
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*Romanov balsts off in a space pod. ANd puts on a Dr. Evil voice*

I'll get you for this one day, skimmer !

*puts his little finger to his mouth*
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*Strait towards the Assembled Fleet

Now normaly I'd just fire a barrage and go but this time, yes


*Commence Primary Ignition! Target the escape Pod

"A cult is a religion with no political power." -Tom Wolfe
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Mr Bean wrote:*Strait towards the Assembled Fleet

Now normaly I'd just fire a barrage and go but this time, yes


*Commence Primary Ignition! Target the escape Pod
You guys don't give up, do you ?

*activates shields, and powers up time-dilation engine*

For the People, you will not get away with this !

*blasts off to his starship, Marx*
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*Launchs Cloaked Gungan Shuttle After him with Weasly at the Helm

"A cult is a religion with no political power." -Tom Wolfe
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Kolinar Romanov wrote:
Mr Bean wrote:*Strait towards the Assembled Fleet

Now normaly I'd just fire a barrage and go but this time, yes


*Commence Primary Ignition! Target the escape Pod
You guys don't give up, do you ?

*activates shields, and powers up time-dilation engine*

For the People, you will not get away with this !

*blasts off to his starship, Marx*

"Commander" announced the synthesized voice of the Algol's uber computer. "Your ultimate cold war relic weapon of doom has failed to kill Kolinar Romano." "That was unexpected, we'll you know the drill, warm up a couple T-Gigs, Galactic pulverizer missiles and a battalion of uber Beaver cyborg's, and dont forget the inter dimensional time warp hunter killer drones." "As you wish commander."

*The above mentioned array of weaponry launches from the Algols hangers, heading for the Marx. Algol promptly shifts into another reality*
"This cult of special forces is as sensible as to form a Royal Corps of Tree Climbers and say that no soldier who does not wear its green hat with a bunch of oak leaves stuck in it should be expected to climb a tree"
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Sea Skimmer wrote:
Kolinar Romanov wrote:
Mr Bean wrote:*Strait towards the Assembled Fleet

Now normaly I'd just fire a barrage and go but this time, yes


*Commence Primary Ignition! Target the escape Pod
You guys don't give up, do you ?

*activates shields, and powers up time-dilation engine*

For the People, you will not get away with this !

*blasts off to his starship, Marx*

"Commander" announced the synthesized voice of the Algol's uber computer. "Your ultimate cold war relic weapon of doom has failed to kill Kolinar Romano." "That was unexpected, we'll you know the drill, warm up a couple T-Gigs, Galactic pulverizer missiles and a battalion of uber Beaver cyborg's, and dont forget the inter dimensional time warp hunter killer drones." "As you wish commander."

*The above mentioned array of weaponry launches from the Algols hangers, heading for the Marx. Algol promptly shifts into another reality*
Urrrggghhh......can we please drop this ? No matter......

*summons his troops*

COmrades, for the glory of the People, and all who are equal: men, protoss, vulcans, mrrshan, elerians, psilons, et ctera, et cetera, grreen slimy things, and whateva the hell you are, for the glory of the People ! ATTACK !

*toops assemble at Hangar, and prepare for conquest*

This is gonna be big, BIG fight, yes ? :lol:
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I just want to say I finally got rid of that annoying Yuri!
::sig removed because it STILL offended Kelly. Hey, it's not my fault that I thing Wedge is a::

Kelly: SHUT UP ALREADY!
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Greetings, "Comrade"

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It is I, Yuri! I have returned after fully separating myself from my former host...he proved to be, how shall we say, inadequete? Needless to say, Romanov, there is no escape from me!
"In the end, there is only one will. MY WILL!"
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Re: Greetings, "Comrade"

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Comrade Yuri wrote:It is I, Yuri! I have returned after fully separating myself from my former host...he proved to be, how shall we say, inadequete? Needless to say, Romanov, there is no escape from me!
Of course not Yuri There is no escape now, though your psychic sense won't work.

I see you are trained in the ways of the Sith....

*takes out lightsabre. It is emanates a bluish-green light*

Right then Yuri. Let's fight it, using our skills of the lightsabre, and Force.
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*Yuri uses his psyhic powers to control Comrade Romanov*

It would appear as if the Soviet Union has just found themselves with a new leadership....
"In the end, there is only one will. MY WILL!"
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Comrade Yuri wrote:*Yuri uses his psyhic powers to control Comrade Romanov*

It would appear as if the Soviet Union has just found themselves with a new leadership....
*Uses Force powers to retaliate, and resist psychic control.*

Alright Yuri: let's fight this like it really should be doen: with a light sabre. ANd with the Force.

*activates light sabre, and awaits Yuri*
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