Instant Girlfriend Kit!

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-03-13 12:27am

Connor MacLeod wrote:
Dalton wrote:
Connor MacLeod wrote:I noticed you started bidding
I don't bid under the name "cmacleod".
Yes, but I was wondering why you'd asked to borrow my account.

Stop lying, sicko.

Shaka[Zulu] · Post by **Shaka[Zulu]** » 2003-03-13 12:35am

Captain tycho wrote:
Shaka[Zulu] wrote:you guys want to see something really funny/sad/interesting (depending on your particular POV)???

try this site:

www.realdoll.com

and be sure to go through the whole site!!! some of their 'products' are damn impressive in their realism!

Man, those things look real.
Freaky though.
And on topic, that's is as funny as hell.

did you get to the studio section, where they list certain accessories like the 'hip gyrator'?

if they ever manage to put a more advanced Sony AIBO class brain in one of those, I just might be persuaded to get one for when I am without the real thing LOL

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2003-03-13 12:58am

That's almost scary.

Shaka[Zulu] · Post by **Shaka[Zulu]** » 2003-03-13 01:25am

yes, it is... isn't it?

honestly though, we might be seeing what might become the predecessor to the first true android... or should I say sexaroid?

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-03-13 02:57am

ROTFL!!!!!!

OMG, that's so fuckin' hilarious... I absolutely love the fact that the caption for this photo

...is "Genuine Feminine Hygiene Thingies: What are they for? Who knows?" LOL--a toothbrush is mysterious?! Bwahahahhaha...

I'm tempted to bid on it myself. Too fuckin' hilarious!

PS--LMAO! I just noticed that, in the last pic, the undies still have the tag on them and they're from K-Mart!

Superman · Post by **Superman** » 2003-03-13 03:01am

That's it! I am bidding!

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-03-13 08:34am

aerius wrote:It never ceases to amaze me what people will sell on ebay, first, the vagina carrot, and now this.

The Instant Girlfriend Kit as sold on ebay.

Is this you? Nerdy? Creepy? Alone?

Don't have a girlfriend? Do your other imaginary friends mock you incessantly for your total lack of female companionship, love, acceptance, or even casual human contact?

What if there were a simple kit that would silence the piercing voices and echoed braying laughter of your detractors once and for all?

Is it just me, or does that guy look like the Comic Book Store Guy from The Simpsons???

DeadM · Post by **DeadM** » 2003-03-13 08:57am

Alex Moon wrote:
Shaka[Zulu] wrote:you guys want to see something really funny/sad/interesting (depending on your particular POV)???

try this site:

www.realdoll.com

and be sure to go through the whole site!!! some of their 'products' are damn impressive in their realism!
"Real Doll: The Movie"

Realdoll.com wrote: RealDoll The Movie

This is an adult film featuring Realdolls, as well as a few Real women. Starring Ron Jeremy and Shayla LaVeaux.

Now thats just scary

Xenophobe3691 · Post by **Xenophobe3691** » 2003-03-13 09:03am

Superman wrote:That's it! I am bidding!

LOL, this is hilarious. If I had an account, I'd bid...

Zoink · Post by **Zoink** » 2003-03-13 09:16am

Montcalm wrote: Anyone who bid on it is a fucking loser

How do I cancel my bid?

jk

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-03-13 09:27am

Lol, that's great.

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2003-03-13 03:41pm

The sad thing is, someone has bid more than $20 for a toothbrush, a tube of lipstick, a scented candle, a pair of K-mart panties, a wallet-sized photograph of some random chick, a fake love note, and a maxi pad. The joke's going to get old real quick for whoever actually ends up buying that crap.

That being said, this is hilarious. Those photos are "concession accepted" pics waiting to happen.

Larz · Post by **Larz** » 2003-03-13 03:54pm

Thats... genius!!! With what the bids at right now hes earned back all his money and is turning a profit!

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-03-13 04:07pm

Its funny how Ebay works,if someone try to sell some nazi memorabilia the entire world gets upset wich i understand,but every jerk can sell shit like this thing or chewed-up gum yuck

Faram · Post by **Faram** » 2003-03-13 04:22pm

That was great! I needed a good laugh

Faram · Post by **Faram** » 2003-03-13 04:25pm

That was great! I needed a good laugh

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2003-03-13 05:10pm

Shaka[Zulu] wrote:you guys want to see something really funny/sad/interesting (depending on your particular POV)???

try this site:

www.realdoll.com

and be sure to go through the whole site!!! some of their 'products' are damn impressive in their realism!

Damn i'm looking at the samples and all i can say is that i want one. I bet she never has a headache. The only down side would be cleaning her afterwards.

McNum · Post by **McNum** » 2003-03-13 07:07pm

Realdoll FAQ wrote:Question: Do you have any rejects or used models I can buy for cheap?

Umm... I don't want to know why that's in their FAQ... Some things have to be bought new. This is one of them.

Utsanomiko · Post by **Utsanomiko** » 2003-03-13 07:46pm

Temjin wrote:That guy really needs to get a hobby.

I'm guessing this is his hobby.

God, I love it when people put up satirical gag stuff up like this: he did a really good, humorous job of making it funny (and yes, it is done as a joke, guys; some of you really need to get with it. "Hello, Mr. Tompson!" *stomp stomp*

)

J · Post by J » 2003-03-13 08:03pm

OMG! that is too much!!

I'm almost afraid to wonder, will someone now try to cash in on this new "fad" and start marketing "Instant Boyfriend" kits? I wonder what items would need to be included in said kit...hmm....

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-03-13 08:27pm

jmac wrote:OMG! that is too much!!

I'm almost afraid to wonder, will someone now try to cash in on this new "fad" and start marketing "Instant Boyfriend" kits? I wonder what items would need to be included in said kit...hmm....

In my experience, women have a much easier time in finding a companion than guys do.

Hyperion · Post by **Hyperion** » 2003-03-13 10:04pm

WTF!!?!?!

God, there are some deprived people out there... I swear that seems to be more of a "if I have all this stuff around and act like I have a GF, my friends' gaydar won't go off" kind of thing... *shudder*

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-03-13 10:13pm

I'm sure he's either trying ot make a quick buck, or be funny.

It was quite funny, I'll say that.

But, I still have to say this: What the hell?

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