Showers versus Baths

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Darth Wong wrote:
salm wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:Showers make you feel cleaner. Baths are good for certain sexual activities, however.
i find sex in the tub most unpleasant. it´s too small, it´s too hard. it hurts knees and ellbows. do you have any recomendable technique?
Woman on top, with the water moderately deep so that you can lie back and she can grip the sides of the bathtub for support. You should be able to finger her ass in this position while she grinds on you. Mind you, it helps to have a slightly oversized tub.
And on that note, at my company we're going to start selling jacuzzi's and such and these large wooden bath tubs you can have outside, we put together two bottoms for those today, 180cm in diameter they are, thats quite big, several people would fit easily.

Some of the Jacuzzi's also have "molds" that one can lie in.
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Zaia wrote:
Le sigh... *walks off dejectedly over this rejection, ends up at the bathtub--turns on the water, slides shirt over head and then--*




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Yeah .. and then?! Come on I'm dying over here! 8)
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Vympel wrote:
Zaia wrote:
Le sigh... *walks off dejectedly over this rejection, ends up at the bathtub--turns on the water, slides shirt over head and then--*

:P
Yeah .. and then?! Come on I'm dying over here! 8)
Then she notices the hidden cam installed there and comes looking for you.
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Vympel wrote:
Zaia wrote:Le sigh... *walks off dejectedly over this rejection, ends up at the bathtub--turns on the water, slides shirt over head and then--*
:P
Yeah .. and then?! Come on I'm dying over here! 8)
How typically male! I ask you to marry me, you say no, and then expect me to do a little porno here for you? Tsk, tsk, tsk! I don't think so... *smiles sweetly and walks away with the tape from the hidden camera* :wink:
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Zaia wrote:How typically male! I ask you to marry me, you say no, and then expect me to do a little porno here for you?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
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Zaia wrote:
How typically male! I ask you to marry me, you say no, and then expect me to do a little porno here for you? Tsk, tsk, tsk! I don't think so... *smiles sweetly and walks away with the tape from the hidden camera* :wink:
Bugger. :wink:
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Enforcer Talen wrote:baths all the way. Im to lazy to stand for 15 min straight.
15 minutes pfff i can take a shower in 5 minutes :P
I can do it in one minute.
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Troy doesnt bathe or shower... dirty monkey
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