New Movie Starring Ted is out!

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2003-03-14 01:19pm

Spoilers for WILLARD:
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Willard, a social misfit, is constantly humiliated and
squeezed out of the family business by his boss. His
only friends consist of a new temp in the office and a
couple of rats he raises at home. But when one of the
rats is killed at work, Willard unleashes his rage and
his army of rats on his tormentors.

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Now, who does this remind me of?

J · Post by J » 2003-03-14 06:11pm

Hmmmm....you don't say...?

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-03-14 06:15pm

My friends called me Willard when I had a pet rat...

RadiO · Post by **RadiO** » 2003-03-14 07:56pm

But when one of the rats is killed at work,

How does this happen? Does the rat crash his fork-lift into a load of pallets or something?

Willard unleashes his rage and his army of rats on his tormentors.

But he only had a couple of rats a second ago!
What a promising film.

Let me guess:

Victim killed by rat swarm on couch while engrossed on TV
Victim killed by rat swarm on toilet
Victim killed by rat swarm while in bed, so camera can show rats disappearing under the bedclothes and thus remain unseen to the viewer as they cause havoc
Victim killed by rats while on a loft-ladder - rats savage face while the victim's legs kick hysterically

Ted · Post by **Ted** » 2003-03-14 07:59pm

jmac wrote:Hmmmm....you don't say...?

You like rats?

I've got 9 of 'em.

One of them had to have a hysterectomy though. Mumified fetus.

Mark S · Post by **Mark S** » 2003-03-14 08:03pm

Ted wrote:... Mumified fetus.

Someday Wong should make that someone's custom title.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-03-14 09:36pm

Oops wrong thread.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-03-14 09:36pm

How is this a new movie? Willard came out in 1971. Oh wait you mean the Crispin Glover remake. Seriously, not a new idea though.

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-03-14 09:36pm

neoolong wrote:I would say Joe Millionare. It is the only one that is based on a lie. The rest are at least honest about what they are.

*points and laughs at Neoolong, he posted in the wrong thread!!!*

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-03-14 09:37pm

I think somebody posted to the wrong thread.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-03-14 09:48pm

Or perhaps it's a clever way to boost post count.

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-03-15 12:33am

neoolong wrote:Or perhaps it's a clever way to boost post count.

No, this is.

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-03-15 01:03am

Mark S wrote:
Ted wrote:... Mumified fetus.
Someday Wong should make that someone's custom title.

Am I the only one who thinks that is piss-in-your-pants funny? Bwahahaha!

Utsanomiko · Post by **Utsanomiko** » 2003-03-15 01:11am

IG-88E wrote:
neoolong wrote:Or perhaps it's a clever way to boost post count.
No, this is.

I'm going to have to say that's the funniest thing I've heard today (that'd be as in Friday, as I'm still up for the evening, you Eight-Fingered Smartasses out there

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Perhaps it really does relate to the thread, and we have to simply analyze it enough to find the hidden meaning...

The Dark · Post by **The Dark** » 2003-03-15 01:13am

IG-88E wrote:
neoolong wrote:Or perhaps it's a clever way to boost post count.
No, this is.

It's not that clever if you're obvious about it

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Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-03-15 01:15am

The Dark wrote:It's not that clever if you're obvious about it .

But thats just it, its so blantantly obvious, its clever. Instead of saying something clever like anyone else, we've got this. And I am in awe.

But enough incoherent rambling, good night all.

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2003-03-15 08:01am

Mark S · Post by **Mark S** » 2003-03-15 08:06am

Frank Hipper wrote:
Mark S wrote:
Ted wrote:... Mumified fetus.
Someday Wong should make that someone's custom title.
Am I the only one who thinks that is piss-in-your-pants funny? Bwahahaha!

I thought it was funny.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-03-15 03:12pm

Darth Pounder wrote:http://www.ianai.net/jokes/forumpix/spamsign.jpg

SP at M? What does that mean?

I do think it is kind of dumb when people use symbols in the place of letters.

How's that for a pointless reply?

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-03-15 04:13pm

Spam detected. Acquiring target...

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2003-03-15 04:14pm

Does that mean hes gonna lock it?

Will I beat it if he does?

EDIT: Hooray!

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-03-15 04:14pm

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-03-15 04:16pm

*sighs* I was gonna give it a chance to get back on what little topic there was, but it was not to be.