France Demands return of Statue of Liberty

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France Demands return of Statue of Liberty

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Actually, no.

But I found this quite funny....
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This thread reminds me of something I heard today, "Going to war without France is like going hunting without your accordian."
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They can have it, after we melt it down to use the copper for shaped charges.
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No, not Eurodisney. :D
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I like Tony Blair's compromise.
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Tony Blair suggested a compromise in which the Statue of Liberty would be left exactly where it is and France would "bugger off."
ROTFLMAO! I agree with ya, Lonestar. :lol:
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IG-88E wrote:
Tony Blair suggested a compromise in which the Statue of Liberty would be left exactly where it is and France would "bugger off."
ROTFLMAO! I agree with ya, Lonestar. :lol:
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Post by Shinova »

It would've been equally funny had the news been real. Then we could've finally pegged the proof that the French are truly an insane bunch. :mrgreen:
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I just showed it to a mate and she asked "Is it real?"
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Post by Lonestar »

I hope you told her yes.
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Post by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi »

I liked this part:
The news infuriated many Americans. Karl Cabot of Waukesha, Wisconsin said, "You know I sorta remember reading about a clause like that before, but I say screw the Frenchies. The statue should stay in Washington D.C. where it belongs!"
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Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:I liked this part:
The news infuriated many Americans. Karl Cabot of Waukesha, Wisconsin said, "You know I sorta remember reading about a clause like that before, but I say screw the Frenchies. The statue should stay in Washington D.C. where it belongs!"
Hehe. Right idea, but should have stopped a sentence earlier.
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