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Sure to bring Primo in here :D

Just a few fun links from The Onion


http://Lord Under Investigation For Failure To Provide
www.theonion.com/onion3124/lordprovide.html


Pope Now just blessing everything in Site
http://www.theonion.com/onion3505/pope_blesses.html

Christ Converts to Islam
http://www.theonion.com/onion3513/christ_islam.html

Choir Man wished he acutal belived in what he was singing about
http://www.theonion.com/onion3801/black ... choir.html

*For Wong
Christian Right Lobbies to Overturn Second Law of TheromDymanics
http://www.theonion.com/onion3631/chris ... bbies.html

Enjoy :D(Escpialy the last one)
And before anyone asks The Onion staffers are pretty much 100% Chrisitan

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Post by Enforcer Talen »

course, you missed the good one where god is under investigation for being a monopoly - and where the little high schoolers are so happy their waiting till marriage for the holy act of kissing.
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I liked the Onion when they talked about the Sudanese 14 year old having a mid-life crisis. It was SOOOOOO cold and heartless.
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The sicker, the better. Why don't they search God's house for ? Why else would they call him "God most high"?
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crippled boy prays for new legs.
no, says god.

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