bunny! I have discovered heresy of the highest degree!

Post by **Lagmonster** » 2002-08-26 09:04am

RedImperator wrote:...get down with Emperor Palpatine...

There's a twisted thought. Course, you could never prove a force-adept was bad at *it*.

Jedi: (waggling fingers) I *was* the best you ever had.

Lusankya · Post by **Lusankya** » 2002-08-26 09:06am

Well, it's quite simple.

You see there are three things I want out of this life:

Power.
Knowledge.
Sex.

In that order.

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2002-08-26 09:20am

Lusankya wrote:Well, it's quite simple.

You see there are three things I want out of this life:

Power.
Knowledge.
Sex.

In that order.

Power: I'm the editor-in-chief of a college newspaper. Does that count? I mean, nobody better fuck with me, or I'll print a scathing editorial about them or publish their credit record or something.

Knowledge: I know lots of things about dinosaurs. And the Civil War.

Sex: I can rock your world, for up to five minutes at a time. And I'm not half so ugly as Palpy.

Lusankya · Post by **Lusankya** » 2002-08-26 09:32am

Power: I'm the editor-in-chief of a college newspaper. Does that count? I mean, nobody better fuck with me, or I'll print a scathing editorial about them or publish their credit record or something.

Yeah, but Palpy's in charge of a whole galaxy. Much more alluring. Plus, I'm already co-editor of the Sci-Fi club's newsletter.

Knowledge: I know lots of things about dinosaurs. And the Civil War.

I already know lots about dinosaurs. Not much about the civil war, but I know a bit about the wars of the roses, and I have an informed, if slightly controversial view on Tibet. And Palpy knows about the Force.

Sex: I can rock your world, for up to five minutes at a time. And I'm not half so ugly as Palpy.

My boyfirend is actually rather good in bed.

And I can imagine Palpy being rather good too. I just bet that he used the force to keep his vitals in good shape. After all, wouldn't you?

So... thanks for the offer, but I think I'll stick with Palpy for the moment. Not for the last two reasons, really, but the POWER..... ooooh...... I think I'll just sit here and think about it for a while... ooohh.....oooohhh...

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2002-08-26 10:03am

Ah well. I tried.

Lusankya · Post by **Lusankya** » 2002-08-26 10:06am

No harm in that. And if you ever become dictator, just let me know, and I'll come over and marry you. I've pretty much accepted by now that I can't marry Palpy, so....

And after all, Power beats Sex any day of the week.

This applies to all you hopeful males out there.

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2002-08-26 10:45am

Would it matter if I were a really evil and brutal one? I've been known to convert citizens into tax collectors and starve cities in disorder into submission in Civ II and III. I've often complained I can't shell/bomb/nuke my own cities.

Post by **Lagmonster** » 2002-08-26 10:48am

Lusankya wrote:And after all, Power beats Sex any day of the week.

God, don't teach me wife that. She'll lose the only motivation she has to keep me.

Lusankya · Post by **Lusankya** » 2002-08-26 10:48am

Nope. Just as long as I was allowed to share in your power and glory.

Lusankya · Post by **Lusankya** » 2002-08-26 10:49am

Nope. Just as long as I was allowed to share in your power and glory.

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2002-08-26 10:50am

Lusankya wrote:Nope. Just as long as I was allowed to share in your power and glory.

You can have Florida.

Lusankya · Post by **Lusankya** » 2002-08-26 10:51am

blech! Can't I have a decisive place?

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2002-08-26 10:54am

Oh, bitch bitch bitch. Fine. I'll throw in Cuba, Alabama, and the Bahamas, plus the Canadian Maratimes for your Summer Palace.

Lusankya · Post by **Lusankya** » 2002-08-26 07:13pm

Can I have the middle east?

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2002-08-26 07:48pm

I think a chick would like to live on american's wang and abuse old people.

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2002-08-26 07:50pm

OH, and where's my world domination kit.

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2002-08-26 08:10pm

Lusankya wrote:No harm in that. And if you ever become dictator, just let me know, and I'll come over and marry you. I've pretty much accepted by now that I can't marry Palpy, so....

And after all, Power beats Sex any day of the week.

This applies to all you hopeful males out there.

Wait, are you the girl who e-mailed Wong regarding Harry Kim and Palpy? Nice to meet you.

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2002-08-26 10:31pm

Yes she is. She's into power, not looks, which means all I have to do is conquer a largish nation-state or three and she's all mine. It would help if I were a Sith, but I've been trying to force choke my enemies since 8th grade, and I've just come to accept it's not happening.

By the way, Lusankya, in regards to the Middle East: why would you want it?

Lusankya · Post by **Lusankya** » 2002-08-27 06:57am

Oil mainly, and noone would care if you slaughtered the inhabitants.

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2002-08-27 08:15am

Whatever floats your boat. I was planning on using it for radioactive waste storage, though.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2002-08-27 05:17pm

Why don't you make it the sequel to your dictatorship? Perhaps you can relocate all the Fundamentalists there, and then sotr the radioactive waste. No, that would make giant superfundies with the power to convert an entire city!

Lusankya · Post by **Lusankya** » 2002-08-27 08:06pm

Though if I couldn't get the middle east for some reason, I'd build nuclear power plants everywhere and make ev eryone drive around in little electronic doowops (or perhaps in cars that run on H2).

That way I wouldn't have to worry about preserving the middle east, and then I could just nuke it if it ever started to be a nuisance.