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kwai_chang_wotan
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Hello
Hello. I am new here. I just wanted to say thank you for having me. Been alone for many years. I hope there are still people here! Thank you!
Re: Hello
Hi! You seem cool. I collect human skulls for sex toys, what's your hobby?
"Do I really look like a guy with a plan? Y'know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it! Y'know, I just do things..." --The Joker
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Re: Hello
How did the sex toys communicate their desire for skulls?
Also, welcome to SDN, kwai_chang_wotan. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
Also, welcome to SDN, kwai_chang_wotan. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
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'You know, for a guy with like 50 different kinds of vision, you sure are blind.'
'You're a princess from a society of immortal warriors. I'm a rich kid with issues. Lots of issues.'
'No. No dating for the Batman. It might cut into your brooding time.'
'Tactically we have multiple objectives. So we need to split into teams.'-'Dibs on the Amazon!'
'Hey, we both have a Martian's phone number on our speed dial. I think I deserve the benefit of the doubt.'
'You know, for a guy with like 50 different kinds of vision, you sure are blind.'
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Telepathy. That's how you know they weren't messing around about it. It's actually more of an internship than a hobby; they keep saying they'll start paying me Real Soon Now.
"Do I really look like a guy with a plan? Y'know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it! Y'know, I just do things..." --The Joker
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- Joined: 2002-07-09 04:51am
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Did they tell you what they want the skulls FOR? Is it for drinking out of? This usually is for 'drinking out of the skulls of your enemies' and while I don't know what or what for sex toys drink and it is well known sex toys have tons of enemies in the US, how would they know the skulls you provide are OF their enemies, instead of random skulls you found lying around (say, in the Paris catacombs) or if you're not squeamish about killing like I am, killed yourself? (Though if you kiled them I suspect there's a good chance about them being from the 'enemies of sex toys' group because you and me feel about those people pretty much the same way).
'Next time I let Superman take charge, just hit me. Real hard.'
'You're a princess from a society of immortal warriors. I'm a rich kid with issues. Lots of issues.'
'No. No dating for the Batman. It might cut into your brooding time.'
'Tactically we have multiple objectives. So we need to split into teams.'-'Dibs on the Amazon!'
'Hey, we both have a Martian's phone number on our speed dial. I think I deserve the benefit of the doubt.'
'You know, for a guy with like 50 different kinds of vision, you sure are blind.'
'You're a princess from a society of immortal warriors. I'm a rich kid with issues. Lots of issues.'
'No. No dating for the Batman. It might cut into your brooding time.'
'Tactically we have multiple objectives. So we need to split into teams.'-'Dibs on the Amazon!'
'Hey, we both have a Martian's phone number on our speed dial. I think I deserve the benefit of the doubt.'
'You know, for a guy with like 50 different kinds of vision, you sure are blind.'
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Sorry guys, he was a bot. He's been removed.
Me: Nope, that's why I have you around to tell me.
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