The end game scenario

0.1 · Post by **0.1** » 2003-02-24 05:58pm

Let's say you're Saddam, you know for sure that Bush is coming to get you. Either the Americans will get you or someone in Iraq will get you. The choice is between death or joining Slobby in the Hauge for the rest of your life, and since both choices are equally unpalatable. What do you do?

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-02-24 06:01pm

Simple, take to the hills, or suicide.

salm · Post by **salm** » 2003-02-24 06:04pm

buy swiss citizenship

Neko001 · Post by **Neko001** » 2003-02-24 06:36pm

Nuke the US.

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2003-02-24 06:39pm

He has no Nukes so unless he magics them up thats impossible

Personaly this is realtivly what it would look like

COME ONE COME ALL!
Come on down to Crazy Saddam's Blow out Sale! We got Tanks! We Got Planes, We got Missles! If you want it you got it! EVERYTHING MUST GO FOR CRAZY SADDAM's 11th Hour Close-out sale! Rock-bottem prices on praticly everything!

And use the money to Live in Switzerland for the rest of my life, Also I'd scortch earth as much as possible inculding blowing the Oil Fields of my own Country and anything my Bombers could reach

Exonerate · Post by **Exonerate** » 2003-02-24 06:49pm

Neko001 wrote:Nuke the US.

Yes, I will throw my missiles at the US, which will run out of fuel and fall down in the middle of the Pacific Ocean

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2003-02-24 06:50pm

Yes, I will throw my missiles at the US, which will run out of fuel and fall down in the middle of the Pacific Ocean

Don't you mean Atlantic?

Exonerate · Post by **Exonerate** » 2003-02-24 06:57pm

Oops. I was thinking DPRK...

Post by **weemadando** » 2003-02-24 08:24pm

Thats easy. You aren't there.

You haven't been in Iraq for two years now.

You've been in Cuba or somewhere else nice sunning yourself on the beach while your government and doubles do all the nasty work.

Tragic · Post by **Tragic** » 2003-02-24 09:41pm

I doubt he even has weapons to reach Britian. So hitting the U.S. with one would be out the question.

desertjedi · Post by **desertjedi** » 2003-02-24 11:24pm

Trully? If I were Suddam, I would make onw last ditch effort to hurt the US or her alllies or even Iraq as much as possible by either launching a large barrage of missiles at US bases in Turkey, Israel or the Iraqi oil fields. Then before the boys with the Red, White, and Blue get me, committ suicide. Dirty, but could be effective.

Uraniun235 · Post by **Uraniun235** » 2003-02-25 01:00am

I'd go crash at Fidel's place, maybe arrange some interviews with reporters in exchange for cash. Parley the brutality of the past into profits of today.

Hamel · Post by **Hamel** » 2003-02-25 01:03am

Take a ride to the moon

Straha · Post by **Straha** » 2003-04-09 05:50pm

Well we don't have to worry about any of these, because HE BE DEAD SINCE THE BEGINING OF THE WAR!

But if you were one of the last in charge of Ba'ath Iraq what would you do right now?

Brother-Captain Gaius · Post by **Brother-Captain Gaius** » 2003-04-09 05:59pm

Why do you do this? This thread is over a month old.

Straha · Post by **Straha** » 2003-04-09 06:04pm

JediNeophyte wrote:Why do you do this? This thread is over a month old.

Because it becomes relevant now that the endgame is actually happeningAnd because my zombie numbers were growing low

You got a problem with that?

Post by **Colonel Olrik** » 2003-04-09 06:11pm

Straha wrote:
JediNeophyte wrote:Why do you do this? This thread is over a month old.
Because it becomes relevant now that the endgame is actually happeningAnd because my zombie numbers were growing low

You got a problem with that?

I do. Stop with this necromancy, Straha.

Besides, the point is moot. Everyone has understood what Saddam intended to do if under attack. Duck, Hide and Run like hell.