Warning to those contemplating joining SB

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Re: Warning to those contemplating joining SB

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Gunner wrote:It's a fucking shithole.

I've just been railroaded over there by their corrupt opressionist fascist administration.

Watch your step.
Yep, we are "corrupt, oppressive and facist", if by that you mean we expect you to be civil, and respect the board moderators.

Of course you should have known that, since you also post under several other names over there.
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Mr Bean wrote:
The only picture of Dr. Laura that I would find "OK" would be her plunging over a cliff in a flaming Pinto
See now while thats all fine and dandy not much KE will be imparted into the good Docotor which I find an un-acceptable out-come, there for I purpose a slight alter-ration whereby we shove Doctor Laura off BUT covered in petrolium and then push a flaming Pinto after her thus she gets a double Dose of the KE not ony from the impact but also the follow-up KE Transfer from the Pinto, Not to mention the thermal damage she will be taking from the combusition reaction we hope to start after the Pinto hits

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The pinto needs to be full of impact fuzed high explosives, so as to bring the cliff down on her as well.
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Post by TrailerParkJawa »

In Ontario where I live, it is actually legal for women to walk around bare-chested in public).
I always knew Canada was cool. 8)

The pinto needs to be full of impact fuzed high explosives, so as to bring the cliff down on her as well.
Mabye you should just put her in a rubber dingy and destroy her with your helmet guided missles. :P

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Post by Mr Bean »

ahhh the CLIF I forgot all about it, But would that not seace the combustion reaction we are hoping for?

hmm Unless we use TNT on the Oil Rig above the cliff they-by spewing Oil over said clif and the burning pinto car, and if we lucked out and set timed charages 2-4mins after the fact on the cliff face we can still get the Compustion reaction energy and prehaps triple the effective KE when the cliff hits


Hmm prehaps we could drop the Mental parts of the Oil rig on her then?

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Gunner, you posted animated pornography, which is against the rules. However long you got banned for it probably just became a perm ban.'
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-Far too complicated...

Now how about asking one of our military people to just tie her to a bomb being dropped on some terrorist stronghold, not targeted at a wedding, or a swiss ski school, or a japanese fishing vessel this time.
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Bryan wrote:Gunner, you posted animated pornography, which is against the rules. However long you got banned for it probably just became a perm ban.'
Incorrect. It is against SB policy to permanently ban people for actions done AWAY from the board.
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Bryan wrote:Gunner, you posted animated pornography, which is against the rules. However long you got banned for it probably just became a perm ban.'
Huh?
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Here or somewhere elese?
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Post by Bryan »

Alyeska wrote:
Bryan wrote:Gunner, you posted animated pornography, which is against the rules. However long you got banned for it probably just became a perm ban.'
Incorrect. It is against SB policy to permanently ban people for actions done AWAY from the board.
I'm not too sure about that. It'd be up to Tron or Kier, though they might have given him a perm ban already.
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Post by ArthurDent »

Gunner wrote:Oh, just having the guts to call out the resident religious fundamentalist moderator for going on a censoring spree over the last couple of weeks, which to me seemed to be heavily influenced by things offensive to him personally because of his religion.
Thanks for giving me the opportunity to address your "concerns" about my moderating decisions. Of course, if you were a man about it you have approached me via private means to air your grievances with me...giving me a chance to respond to them. But no, you couldn't do that. Your first move was to publicly cry "opression" from the highest wall and come crying here when you got banned at SB for violating board policy. It's too bad you didn't have the common courtesy to address me first, in private.

Enjoy your ban.
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