hitler's psychologist's diary found

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2002-09-04 02:55pm

ENTRY: July 13, 1938:"As usual, Adolf conducted the session. No megalomaniacal stuff going on in this dictator's psyche. Anyway, he revealed that he plans to invade Poland next year. I suspected that this might occur because Adolf recently spoke of an incident where a Polish barber humiliated him by snipping away his big handlebar moustache until it became the size of a postage stamp. Now, he's outraged because the barber turned him into the loveable little tramp, Charlie Chaplin."

ENTRY: August 14, 1938: "Adolf commented that he yearned for his mother's touch but then remembered that he had her executed for burning the meatloaf. This deeply shy man wants to embrace people but is fearful of rejection so he attacks and then destroys them, thus eliminating awkward and uncomfortable introductions."

ENTRY: September 21, 1938:"I believe Adolf is suffering from a Napoleon complex mixed with penis envy which means that he's really pissed-off. The combination of having a freakishly small pecker and his hatred for circumsized men is not helpful in conducting the matters of world domination. I suspect that he doesn't want to be circumsized because there wouldn't be anything left over for reproduction or sex."

ENTRY: November 16, 1938: "I believe he dislikes Jews."

ENTRY: December 24, 1938: "HE'S F---ING NUTS AND BE SCARED... BE REAL SCARED! Damn, I'm too weak to assassinate this crazy putz!"

http://www.humorinthenews.com/archives/2001/index.html

Raptor 597 · Post by **Raptor 597** » 2002-09-04 08:53pm

Thats the real Diary?

If so cool

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2002-09-04 09:46pm

If only was that stupid... World War II never would have happened.