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The End of The World is Nigh

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http://moviepoopshoot.com/news/apr03/111.html

It's over. There is no hope for humanity.
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Orenthal?

Is that seriously his first name?
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Gandalf wrote:Orenthal?

Is that seriously his first name?

That name is kinda popular in the south area.
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aphexmonster wrote:
Gandalf wrote:Orenthal?

Is that seriously his first name?

That name is kinda popular in the south area.
Not to sound rude, but when I first heard Orenthal, I thought it was a joke. :oops:
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Re: The End of The World is Nigh

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Durran Korr wrote:http://moviepoopshoot.com/news/apr03/111.html

It's over. There is no hope for humanity.
I knew that the day Anna Nicole Smith got a television show.

On another note, wasn't there another NFL player with an even worse name? Oral Hershey-izer, or something?
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That name is kinda popular in the south area.
i've lived in Alabama most of my life and Florida the rest and i've yet to hear anyone by that name, and i've heard some strange ones. including my own. :D
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<FLAMEBAIT>NO MORE FUCKING OJ SIMPSON ON THE FUCKING TELLY!!!</FLAMEBAIT>

Damn I wish he was convicted... :evil:
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Gandalf wrote:Orenthal?

Is that seriously his first name?
Orenthal James Simpson. The man with the NFL record for the most 15-yard slashing penalties in the history of football..........sorry, bad joke. :)
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<FLAMEBAIT>NO MORE FUCKING OJ SIMPSON ON THE FUCKING TELLY!!!</FLAMEBAIT>

Damn I wish he was convicted...
easy now Ein...let me and Cal take care of it. we ARE itallian you know. you get us an address. i guarantee no one will miss him. :twisted:
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OJ? M Lewinsky? Should I go get involved in illegal, non-drug activities? Hell, I'd reach stardom quicker than any of those damn American Idols.

Then again, these people were acquitted, or close enough. I suppose officially innocent people would be a step-up for television these days, eh?

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IG-88E wrote:
Gandalf wrote:Orenthal?

Is that seriously his first name?
Orenthal James Simpson. The man with the NFL record for the most 15-yard slashing penalties in the history of football..........sorry, bad joke. :)
Reminds me of that Our Dumb Century (onion) headline:

"SIMPSON RUNS FOR RECORD 214 YARDS, SLASHING THROUGH HELPLESS DEFENDERS."
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"SIMPSON RUNS FOR RECORD 214 YARDS, SLASHING THROUGH HELPLESS DEFENDERS."
LoL. man, i hope you saved that paper. that's classic.
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Stampede wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:<FLAMEBAIT>NO MORE FUCKING OJ SIMPSON ON THE FUCKING TELLY!!!</FLAMEBAIT>

Damn I wish he was convicted...
easy now Ein...let me and Cal take care of it. we ARE itallian you know. you get us an address. i guarantee no one will miss him. :twisted:
Roger that, Red 2...
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Oh, no, it was written in an Onion publication, after the fact.
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Oh, no, it was written in an Onion publication, after the fact.
ah. gotcha. :D
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He was a great football player... .too bad he grew up to be a murderer :(
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Gandalf wrote:
aphexmonster wrote:
Gandalf wrote:Orenthal?

Is that seriously his first name?

That name is kinda popular in the south area.
Not to sound rude, but when I first heard Orenthal, I thought it was a joke. :oops:
Or you thought they meant "Neanderthal"....
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Damn, at least he was good in the Naked Gun movies...
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Re: The End of The World is Nigh

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Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:
Durran Korr wrote:http://moviepoopshoot.com/news/apr03/111.html

It's over. There is no hope for humanity.
I knew that the day Anna Nicole Smith got a television show.

On another note, wasn't there another NFL player with an even worse name? Oral Hershey-izer, or something?
Well, there was William "The Refridgerator" Perry...

The dude you're thinking of is in baseball, IIRC. Oral Herscheiser.
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Dalton wrote:
Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:
Durran Korr wrote:http://moviepoopshoot.com/news/apr03/111.html

It's over. There is no hope for humanity.
I knew that the day Anna Nicole Smith got a television show.

On another note, wasn't there another NFL player with an even worse name? Oral Hershey-izer, or something?
Well, there was William "The Refridgerator" Perry...

The dude you're thinking of is in baseball, IIRC. Oral Herscheiser.
Oh... Baseball. I've heard of that soap opera. Didn't that start out as a sport?
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On the news last night, they said he wsn't going to do it. But on an even lower note, he's been offered a job as comentator on the Peterson trial....*vomits* :x
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Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:Oh... Baseball. I've heard of that soap opera. Didn't that start out as a sport?
:lol: Point.
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Frank Hipper wrote:On the news last night, they said he wsn't going to do it. But on an even lower note, he's been offered a job as comentator on the Peterson trial....*vomits* :x
Egh....

This crap is worse than the furor over SARS (btw I'm detesting that word now)

Fucking media whores...
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Hold on, shouldn't this guy be in jail? Oh yes, he's rich and famous. My bad.
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