Isn't Ham+Bagel sandwitch kinda sacreledgious?

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Nothing wrong with it at all
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Yeah, it is kinda disrespectfull of their cuture...
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I'm a Vegitarian
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Do you know how many Yeasts DIED for that Bagel you genocidal freak (Clubs Peta person)
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Burn the Heritic!!!
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Robert Treder wrote:Psh, the Jews don't own the bagel! The bagel belongs to the world!

Besides, ham makes everything better. I swear, I've yet to find a part of the pig that isn't fucking delicious.
Even anus?
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neoolong wrote:
Robert Treder wrote:Psh, the Jews don't own the bagel! The bagel belongs to the world!

Besides, ham makes everything better. I swear, I've yet to find a part of the pig that isn't fucking delicious.
Even anus?
You'd be surprised. Anus is edible, and though I've never had pork anus, I'm sure it wouldn't be that bad. Not bad enough for me to make it sacreligious, anyways.
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100% rectum-free jerky, anyone?
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I wouldn't have survived my all-nighters during my semester at Kent without the bagel sandwiches the Diner sold 24/7. Mmmmmmm...
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innerbrat wrote:PS. nice to see that no one got my beef curry reference.
I did! I just waited 'til today to read this thread.
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Post by Saurencaerthai »

'tis a bit of a slap in the face to the Jewish. I supose it really depends on the person you ask though. A rabid Jew may demand blood for such an insult but another my just laugh at the irony.
Hate to break it to ya, but while bagels and jews are often tied together, most jews I know (including myself) don't considder a bagel to be a major piece of our culture! Really, even if somebody wants to eat a sandwich made out of bread and Matzah with pork and cheese during passover, many couldn't care less if the person did it, provided they didn't bring it into their own house.
OK, you want sacreligious...

Ham on matzos.

I'm not kidding, a friend of mine who is a Jewish convert to Christianity remarked that ham on maztos are his favorite snack.
Wait....Matzah tasting GOOD? Or even better...Matzah having TASTE? For spiritual reasons I may eat this, but the fact of the matter is that it boils down to baked water and flour. On a side note, we figured out that our dog LOVES the stuff, so we now know how to get rid of our extra matzah!
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Frank Hipper wrote:
innerbrat wrote:PS. nice to see that no one got my beef curry reference.
I did! I just waited 'til today to read this thread.
Oh you're just saying that tio make me fell like my cultural references don't go over everyone's head.
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